Contrary to popular belief, "The Flu" is actually a giant dump truck that hibernates under the rim in basketball, but without the wheels that would normally make it move quickly.
"Today I decided to pass to The Flu, and my previous reports concerning him were confirmed. When this rare action took place, The Flu lost control and ferociously flung the helpless ball into the air. The ball received a concussion from its contact the backboard, and The Flu gritted his teeth in fury. This repeated...a lot.
by T-Martin February 14, 2008
by Sam albert is so fine Cook July 07, 2003
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by NOS BOD January 28, 2009
by wildthing0707 December 10, 2019
a terrible sickness where you feel like you shouldnt be able to walk, but somehow you can. everything on your body is achy, you get the WORST headache, a sore throat, a cough, a stuffy nose, a stomach ache, and you puke. And this lasts about a week.
by ihatehavingtheflu July 30, 2009
-Also shorthand for 'Influenza'.
by victorhadin December 08, 2003