The Flu

Contrary to popular belief, "The Flu" is actually a giant dump truck that hibernates under the rim in basketball, but without the wheels that would normally make it move quickly.

"Today I decided to pass to The Flu, and my previous reports concerning him were confirmed. When this rare action took place, The Flu lost control and ferociously flung the helpless ball into the air. The ball received a concussion from its contact the backboard, and The Flu gritted his teeth in fury. This repeated...a lot.

by T-Martin February 13, 2008

flu flu

another name for FANNY MINGE OR FANJITA

'do u have an itchy flu flu??'

by Sam albert is so fine Cook July 7, 2003

Flu-Flu

A term used when men act like little 5 year old girls

Dude shut up you sound like a flu-flu

by Beetlejuice3 January 10, 2016

Flu-Flu

Flu-Flu is another term for vagina. Often used when dealing with a baby when changing a diaper.

"Cover that Flu-Flu, no wants to see a baby bug."

by NOS BOD January 28, 2009

the flu

bad; negative connotation; gross; sad

"bro you have a test today? that's the flu"

by wildthing0707 December 10, 2019

flu

a terrible sickness where you feel like you shouldnt be able to walk, but somehow you can. everything on your body is achy, you get the WORST headache, a sore throat, a cough, a stuffy nose, a stomach ache, and you puke. And this lasts about a week.

Why weren't you in school last week?
-Oh, I had the flu.

by ihatehavingtheflu July 30, 2009

Flu

-Also shorthand for 'Influenza'.

Damn. I've got the flu again.

by victorhadin December 7, 2003