a daring sexual maneuver in which a male and/or female fingers a woman to the point of convulsion and indistinguishable speech aka tongues.
extra mancard points if the fingerer turns the fingeree pale white.
extra mancard points if the fingerer turns the fingeree pale white.
by ninjaninjaninjaninja July 5, 2010
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Me: " After she embarrassed me at the party last night I had no other alternative retaliation but to give her The Exorcism while she was sleeping."
Bro:" Nah ah dude! You were drinking Guinness all night that must have turned her into a real Emily Rose!"
Bro:" Nah ah dude! You were drinking Guinness all night that must have turned her into a real Emily Rose!"
by DoomHammer November 4, 2014
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The Exorcism Sex Move - "In nómine Pátris, et Fílii, et Spirítus SanctiI. I command you demon, cummeth for me"
by JXCXH May 2, 2023
Get the The Exorcism Sex Move mug.The Tennessee exorcism consists of eating as much chilli as possible combined with a laxative, then you will nut on her belly and draw a cross with the nut, then you will quote random scripture verses while your playing with the fishing pole as she eats your ass. You hold on for dear life quoting as much scripture as possible till you have to nut and have the worst diarrhea possible then you will do both simultaneously at the same time as she eats your ass screaming “get the behind me Satan the power of Christ compels you” at the top of your lungs
I wanted to give my old girl The Tennesssee Exorcism but she looked at me a like I was crazy for some reason.
by Yeah Buddyy December 23, 2025
Get the The Tennesssee Exorcism mug.Known to be the scariest movie of all time, the Exorcist, based on real-life events follows a 12-year-old girl as she becomes possesed by Satan himself. The Exorcist was nominated for 10 Academy Awards (including Best Picture and Best Director) but only took home Best Sound and Best Adapdted Screenplay. Linda Blair (who played Regan, the girl) was never again offered a role in any other movies. She did such a phenominal job, people believed she was really possesed.
by Mariah August 12, 2004
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Plot:
Chris MacNeil, a very famous young actress, has noticed several behavior changes in her 12 year old daughter, Regan. It started when Regan complained her bed was shaking, but then the problems gradually got more serious, such as Regan vomiting green slime on a local Jesuit priest, and her turning her head completely around.
As problems grew worse, Chris exhausted option after option, until an exorcism was all that was left to do.
She called the local Jesuit Father Karras to perform an exorcism, but the Bishop said that it should be done by someone with more experience than Karras. Father Merrin was later contacted, then arrived in Georgetown to perform the exorcism.
When he and Karras walked into Regan's bedroom to begin, Regan yelled several funny phrases at him such as these
'Your mother sucks cocks in Hell'
'Stick your cock up her ass you motherfucking worthless COCKSUCKER!!!'
'Bastard! Scum!!!'
Later on in the exorcism, father Merrin dies of heart failure, and Karras finishes the exorcism by letting Pazuzu come into him, then throws himself out of Regan's window, falling down a flight of steps.
The film ends with Regan and Chris moving out of the house in which she was posessed.
Plot:
Chris MacNeil, a very famous young actress, has noticed several behavior changes in her 12 year old daughter, Regan. It started when Regan complained her bed was shaking, but then the problems gradually got more serious, such as Regan vomiting green slime on a local Jesuit priest, and her turning her head completely around.
As problems grew worse, Chris exhausted option after option, until an exorcism was all that was left to do.
She called the local Jesuit Father Karras to perform an exorcism, but the Bishop said that it should be done by someone with more experience than Karras. Father Merrin was later contacted, then arrived in Georgetown to perform the exorcism.
When he and Karras walked into Regan's bedroom to begin, Regan yelled several funny phrases at him such as these
'Your mother sucks cocks in Hell'
'Stick your cock up her ass you motherfucking worthless COCKSUCKER!!!'
'Bastard! Scum!!!'
Later on in the exorcism, father Merrin dies of heart failure, and Karras finishes the exorcism by letting Pazuzu come into him, then throws himself out of Regan's window, falling down a flight of steps.
The film ends with Regan and Chris moving out of the house in which she was posessed.
by JimmyHopkins4 June 14, 2008
Get the The Exorcist mug.a book/movie that was so scary, that you will supposedly throw away the book, and turn on all the lights and tvs in your house after reading or watching the story.
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