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The Elect 

Third-wave antiracist social justice warriors that take themselves too seriously and believe their cause is important enough that it warrants hurting other people, and sometimes destroying their lives, over even the smallest political correctness faults, especially on Twitter. The term was coined by Joseph Bottum and popularized by John McWhorter.
"We will term these people The Elect. They do think of themselves as bearers of a wisdom, granted them for any number of reasons—a gift for empathy, life experience, maybe even intelligence. But they see themselves as having been chosen, as it were, by one or some of these factors, as understanding something most do not." -- John McWhorter
The Elect by rorrzo November 15, 2021
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Elect the Dead 

Solo album from System of a Down vocalist Serj Tankian.
And an awesome album at that ^_^
My final surrender,
Away from inclusion,
I now await the triumphant,
Left baggage, train station...

"Money" from "Elect the Dead" album, Serj Tankian.
Elect the Dead by Stupot Pie December 4, 2007

Elect the dead 

A web site made to promote the disbanning of the Electoral College
Elect The Dead is a website designed by Serj Tankian to ptomote the disbanning of the electoral college and put more power into the "peoples" votes
Elect the dead by jessyswrath October 23, 2009

Don't Wiz on the electric fence! 

An fun and educational board game played by stimpy and ren's cousin, sven.

catchy advertisement jingle: *Don't wiz on the electric fence!*
"Don't Wiz on the electric fence!"

ren: i'm gonna hit ya, and punch ya..
stimpy+sven: noooo!!
ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a wiz!
(ren unzips his fly and proceeds to Wiz (urinate) on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)

Don't Wiz on the electric fence! 

An extremely fun and educational board game played by Stimpy and Ren's cousin, Sven.
Ren: I'm gonna Wiz on ya, then hit ya, and punch ya..
Stimpy Sven: noooo!!
Ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a wiz!
(Ren unzips his fly and proceeds to wiz on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)
catchy advertisement jingle: *don't wiz on the electric fence!*

I WON THE ELECTION 

The diarrhetic mouth ejaculate of a lifelong loser and sociopath who will never know true love or happiness.
I WON THE ELECTION by millstone November 17, 2020

Polling the electorate 

To have sex, usually with a stripper.

From season 8, episode 3 of The Simpsons "Separate Vocations" the euphemism is used in regards to Mayor Quimby having sex with a mistress in a motel room.

Later used in season 3, episode 1 of Supernatural "The Magnificent Seven" in reference to Dean Winchester having sex with a stripper or strippers. It does not mean to suck dick, Destiel shippers.
That's mayor Quimby's car. Tonight, his honor is, heh, polling the electorate.