The Eisen

When a male with diarrhea is conducting intercourse and the receiving party is covered in fecal matter.

"Jamie" was disappointed when he noticed the feces all over his legs and realized he had just received The Eisen.

by Kyle Eisen April 19, 2006

essentialist of the essential

Essential workers that are so badass and fearless they are viewed by society as having a fucking legendary and almost mythical status. Someone who never surrenders, backs down, or calls in sick despite the danger.

JerDawg is totally the essentialist of the essential. He's so badass and fearless that even the gangsters in his neighborhood are forced to show respect!

by calling them out April 20, 2020

time is of the essence

Time is the most important thing in the world.

Hurry up, time is of the essence.

by shw26 October 9, 2008

the essential three

Love to make us weak
Alcohol to make is strong
and our girls when both make us
hit the floor.

C.M.H.A.B. Love Star. The essential three get us through life.

by Rudeboys Love Rudegirls August 6, 2006

back to the essence

To beat someone so bad they are only left with their basic human and life functions.

I'm going to beat the fuck out of you so bad that you'll be sent "back to the essence" of your life.

by Jim Pigeon March 16, 2013

the essentials

kick-ass band from Seminole, FL. They rock the house hardcore style. An awesome mix of musical genres such as Indie and Retro Rock. Some of their greatest influences are The Beatles, The Pixies, The White Stripes, Yo La Tengo, and The Doors. For more info. see www.theessentialsrock.com

Jimpi, Mada Condor, Fat Jew, and Milt playes some wicked awesome stuff. They are in a band called The Essentials!

by Alex March 16, 2005

the essential three

Three TV shows that CANNOT be missed every week. In the event that you won't be home at the correct time, they must be video taped.

"I'm going away this week, but it's okay, I'm taping the essential three."

by torzi May 6, 2005