The Eisen

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When a male with diarrhea is conducting intercourse and the receiving party is covered in fecal matter.

"Jamie" was disappointed when he noticed the feces all over his legs and realized he had just received The Eisen.

The Eisen by Kyle Eisen April 19, 2006

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essentialist of the essential

Essential workers that are so badass and fearless they are viewed by society as having a fucking legendary and almost mythical status. Someone who never surrenders, backs down, or calls in sick despite the danger.

JerDawg is totally the essentialist of the essential. He's so badass and fearless that even the gangsters in his neighborhood are forced to show respect!

essentialist of the essential by calling them out April 20, 2020

time is of the essence

Time is the most important thing in the world.

Hurry up, time is of the essence.

time is of the essence by shw26 October 9, 2008

the essential three

Love to make us weak
Alcohol to make is strong
and our girls when both make us
hit the floor.

C.M.H.A.B. Love Star. The essential three get us through life.

the essential three by Rudeboys Love Rudegirls August 6, 2006

back to the essence

To beat someone so bad they are only left with their basic human and life functions.

I'm going to beat the fuck out of you so bad that you'll be sent "back to the essence" of your life.

back to the essence by Jim Pigeon March 16, 2013

the essentials

kick-ass band from Seminole, FL. They rock the house hardcore style. An awesome mix of musical genres such as Indie and Retro Rock. Some of their greatest influences are The Beatles, The Pixies, The White Stripes, Yo La Tengo, and The Doors. For more info. see www.theessentialsrock.com

Jimpi, Mada Condor, Fat Jew, and Milt playes some wicked awesome stuff. They are in a band called The Essentials!

the essentials by Alex March 16, 2005

the essential three

Three TV shows that CANNOT be missed every week. In the event that you won't be home at the correct time, they must be video taped.

"I'm going away this week, but it's okay, I'm taping the essential three."

the essential three by torzi May 6, 2005

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026