The Eisen

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When a male with diarrhea is conducting intercourse and the receiving party is covered in fecal matter.

"Jamie" was disappointed when he noticed the feces all over his legs and realized he had just received The Eisen.

The Eisen by Kyle Eisen April 19, 2006

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essentialist of the essential

Essential workers that are so badass and fearless they are viewed by society as having a fucking legendary and almost mythical status. Someone who never surrenders, backs down, or calls in sick despite the danger.

JerDawg is totally the essentialist of the essential. He's so badass and fearless that even the gangsters in his neighborhood are forced to show respect!

essentialist of the essential by calling them out April 20, 2020

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time is of the essence

Time is the most important thing in the world.

Hurry up, time is of the essence.

time is of the essence by shw26 October 9, 2008

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the essential three

Love to make us weak
Alcohol to make is strong
and our girls when both make us
hit the floor.

C.M.H.A.B. Love Star. The essential three get us through life.

the essential three by Rudeboys Love Rudegirls August 6, 2006

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back to the essence

To beat someone so bad they are only left with their basic human and life functions.

I'm going to beat the fuck out of you so bad that you'll be sent "back to the essence" of your life.

back to the essence by Jim Pigeon March 16, 2013

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the essentials

kick-ass band from Seminole, FL. They rock the house hardcore style. An awesome mix of musical genres such as Indie and Retro Rock. Some of their greatest influences are The Beatles, The Pixies, The White Stripes, Yo La Tengo, and The Doors. For more info. see www.theessentialsrock.com

Jimpi, Mada Condor, Fat Jew, and Milt playes some wicked awesome stuff. They are in a band called The Essentials!

the essentials by Alex March 16, 2005

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the essential three

Three TV shows that CANNOT be missed every week. In the event that you won't be home at the correct time, they must be video taped.

"I'm going away this week, but it's okay, I'm taping the essential three."

the essential three by torzi May 6, 2005

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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