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one in the departure lounge

1. to have fecal matter in urgent need of ejection
shit man i got one in the departure lounge and ther aint no public toilets in Kreblekistan
one in the departure lounge by Ricey December 17, 2002

All the personality of an airport departure lounge 

(adj.) Very boring and repetitive. Unpopular, monotonous and insipid
The employee walked into her boss' office and claimed he had all the personality of an airport departure lounge.

The Department of Bitching and Moaning

"So what's trending today?"
"Hmmm, another terrorist attack..."
"Pass."
"...more corruption in our justice system..."
"Double Pass."
"...someone thinking about not seeing the new Ghostbusters movie..."
"Someone is not thinking about seeing the new Ghostbusters movie! Away!"
--The Department of Bitching and Moaning, Nostalgia Critic review of Ghostbusters (2016)

the department of I don't give a fuck 

Unfortunately, this department cannot assist you with your problem. Why? Because I don't give a fuck.
Joey just got fired. He wants to appeal it.

He needs to talk to the department of I don't give a fuck. That guy's an idiot.

The Department of Anomalous Phenomena 

DAP (Department of Anomalous Phenomena)

A covert organization supposedly dedicated to investigating and documenting unexplained and anomalous phenomena, including extraterrestrial life, advanced technologies, and mysterious organisms. The DAP is rumored to be transitioning to a public-facing role, aiming to share findings and collaborate with governments worldwide. Think of it as a mix between scientific research and X-Files-level investigations.
Person 1: "What’s the DAP?"
Person 2: "It’s the Department of Anomalous Phenomena. They look into aliens, weird tech, and all kinds of unexplained stuff."
Person 1: "Oh, so like the SCP Foundation?"
Person 2: "Sort of, but DAP claims to be real."

Call the fire department cause my kitty on fire 

"Someone call the fire department cause my kitty on fire." Is what she said shortly after being diagnosed with gonorrhea.