Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Zyklon

Bloody Monkey

What you call your racist white friend when he's being stupid and annoying

Person 1: "God you're being such a bloody monkey you racist pos"

Person 2: "*insert slur* do you think I care?"

Merch

When you slap someone with your dick. Most often right after coming out of a helicopter spin.

Mat: Dude Mike just gave me a helicopter slap!
Max: He gave me one too!

Merch

"Someone call the fire department cause my kitty on fire." Is what she said shortly after being diagnosed with gonorrhea.

Merch

When you are talking to your friend and your both acting high and decide not to sleep for 48 hours

Friend 1: Hey dude, wanna Lesbitchoegutturderobotigga

Friend 2: Yeah for sure man

Merch