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Definitions by Zyklon_

Bloody Monkey 

What you call your racist white friend when he's being stupid and annoying
Person 1: "God you're being such a bloody monkey you racist pos"

Person 2: "*insert slur* do you think I care?"
Bloody Monkey by Zyklon_ March 9, 2023

Helicopter Slap 

When you slap someone with your dick. Most often right after coming out of a helicopter spin.
Mat: Dude Mike just gave me a helicopter slap!
Max: He gave me one too!
Helicopter Slap by Zyklon_ October 27, 2022

Call the fire department cause my kitty on fire 

"Someone call the fire department cause my kitty on fire." Is what she said shortly after being diagnosed with gonorrhea.

Lesbitchoegutturderobotigga 

When you are talking to your friend and your both acting high and decide not to sleep for 48 hours
Friend 1: Hey dude, wanna Lesbitchoegutturderobotigga

Friend 2: Yeah for sure man