The Crusades 

A war fought to drive the durkas from durkastan so that the Super Jesus Friends could rule supreme in Jerusalem

"We must drive the durkas from Jerusalem, the crusades ftw!"

The Crusades by Joel Anderson May 30, 2006

The Crusades 

Basically…The 2022 Oscars if Chris Rock were the Islamic Nations and Will Smith were the Christians. Under the ruling of the Roman Church, followers sought out to take back the Holy Land from Islamic nations that ruled over it. Over time, these battles turned into anti-Islamic aggressions and ruthless animosity that resulted in over 1.7 million deaths (equivalent to 34 million people in modern times)

The Roman Catholic Church intended to use The Crusades to regain control of the Holy Land, however, it indirectly highlighted bigotry towards anti-Islamic values

The Crusades by Religion and Cults Inc. April 11, 2022

chris the crusader 

That religious kid from your middle school who you were pretty sure was a religious extremist.

Look, it's Chris the Crusader.

chris the crusader by Code_Maker February 12, 2018

For the crusaders 

When you yell “for the crusaders” thinking you’ll do a lot work but does absolutely nothing.

Reinhardt: “My ultimate is ready”
Ana: “Okay, I’ll nano boost you”
Reinhardt: “For the crusaders!”
Ana: “WTF YOU GOT NOBODY YOU DUMB FUCK”
Genji: “You should’ve nanoed me and healed me you dumb bitch”
Mercy; “Shut the fuck up, all of you are dogwater”
Wrecking ball and Doomfist: “We are good characters”

For the crusaders by Fireguy47 April 13, 2021

The Swedish Crusader 

When you stuff a snus deep into a woman’s vagina and try to lick it out back into your mouth. This is a well known act in the Swedish sex-world. It is often referred as an act of honour against our history of snus.

- omg Kristin and Johan did The Swedish Crusader last night

- what? Johan is such a gentleman, but did he manage to get the snus out again from her vaginal cavity?
- of course, Johan is a well known user of The Swedish Crusadee

The Swedish Crusader by Filleman December 22, 2020

The Caped Crusader

A common nickname for Batman. Another one is The Dark Knight.

The Caped Crusader is probably NOT what the next Batman movie will be called.

The Caped Crusader by joey1214 February 2, 2009

The Fifth Crusade 

2003-??. Also known as "Operation Iraqi Freedom". Like the previous four crusades, turned out to be an embarrassment.

George W Bush launched the Fifth Crusade, using "weapons of mass destruction" as an excuse.

The Fifth Crusade by theycallmealex April 14, 2010