The
Man, Myth, and Legend wrapped in one;
The life of the party;
You are not him but you'll always want to be;
The guy your girlfriend just bought a drink for and you still can't
hate;
The one jealousy was made for;
The
man who just out drank your dignity (and you dormed in a frat house);
On January 25th The Crowd Pleasa kicked in the
door. Bartenders everywhere comforted their bottles of Jameson.
"
Yo I'm bout to chug this bottle"
"Who do you think you are, The Crowd Pleasa?"
Signs that you just missed a Crowd Pleasa incident:
1- All concious bodies filled with intense emotion(eg. fear,
joy, wonder).
2- Blood splatter
3- Shards of glass or metal
4- Grown
men crying
5- Scent of Jameson lingering in the air
6- You are still alive
7- Miscellaneous discrepancies (eg. smoking speakers, exhausted bartenders, people beginning each sentence with, "With all due
respect to The Crowd Pleasa...", SWAT teams at local library).