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The Corkscrew

A sex position commonly used in french porn movies:

Needs:
Light woman
Strong man

Method:
Get into the classic porn movie riding position, woman facing outwards from the man
Spread the womans legs wide, so her vagina is stretched wide
The man grabs the womans legs and pulls them up, so he penetrates deeply
Then the man pulls her legs down, levering them against his own so she slides up his penis

Not to be confused with:
The Jackhammer, where the man lifts and pushes down the woman riding his penis
Pete : Woah man, I saw this porno last night and they did the corkscrew!
MattSki : Yeah, it takes a whole new definition to the word screwed
Pete : Lol
The Corkscrew by MattSki Jones April 18, 2006
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The Corkscrew

Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a drill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.
"I've been practicing my corkscrew a lot the past few weeks. I got hired as a carpenter."
The Corkscrew by Long Island August 15, 2004

The Corkscrew

When you are engaging in sexual intercourse with a chick from behind and slowly turning her in continuous 360 degree circles around your penis, all while thrusting, and a friend is assisting by supporting her head as she turns.
Man, I was totally giving this chick the Corkscrew, and it was pretty fly till my buddy dropped her on her head and she got a concussion. My dick felt like a bottle of wine.
The Corkscrew by Blaker2o January 11, 2009

The Katelyn Corkscrew 

A sexual act where you experience maximum penis power. Put 7 dicks in each ear, 2 in each nostril, and one huge one in the mouth, and you're set!
Hey babe~ You wanna try the Katelyn Corkscrew tonight~? I know some people that'll help make it happen~

The Venetian Corkscrew 

Sex move where a guy flips the girl he's fucking from her back (i.e missionary) to her front (i.e. doggy-style) while staying inside her.
Guy 1: Dude, switching positions during sex always takes so long, and it kills the mood!
Guy 2: Nah, man, just use The Venetian Corkscrew on her pussy, and she'll be cumming her ears off in no time.

The Double Corkscrew 

When you cross you index and middle finger together(making a Corkscrew) then your pinkie finger to the other finger (making 2 corkscrews) on one hand. With this you can penetrate the vagina & arsehole at the same time with one movement.
Have you ever tried being double corkscrewed?
It's all about the double corkscrew.

The Old Fashioned Texas Corkscrew

To kneel over an enemy and t-bag vigorously while spinning in circles.
Alex: Dude when I was playing CoD:BO I drop-shoted that camper and ran over to his body and gave him the old fashioned texas corkscrew.
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