The Clog 

When a male has a piss after sex and pisses in different directions or multiple streams.

Toby needed a piss after the business was done, but when he started pissing he looked up to notice he had two streams of piss both hitting opposite walls. “Fuck it.. the Clog”

The Clog by Charter man December 15, 2021

the clog cult

the clog cult is lead by brian clogger. his clog factory sold 1000 clogs in 2 minutes, using the help of his slaves john taylor, roger deacon and freddie may. deakythediscobean, wolfyowlyyy and queen.under.pressure joined the clog cult were they performed ancient rituals such as the jazzy gnomes. the clog cult started jamming with andy and they got superhuman powers and then they met rogerina, the goddess of money. rogerina gave brian the majestic glowing clogs, and in that moment the sun caught the clogs and they started glowing majestically. belisha, the god of clogs called brian. david taylor heard this from his hometown in jamacia where he released another one bites the clog. the clog cult was angry with him but forgave him. the clog cult met adam lampost. during their 24846739846743849th time in the clog cult they got hit in the face by a flying giraffe that was burning through the sky at 200 degrees. the burns were so bad not even melina (the goddess of healing) could help. wolfyowlyyy started a band called ac/dc and shortly after deakythediscobean and queen.under.pressure joined. they released top ten hits such as "starman" which is a thrash metal song consisting of queen.under.pressures classic guitar, deakythediscobeans bass and wolfyowlyyys insanely low voice. the lyrics are about the journey that happened.

the clog cult

the clog cult by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

Mouth on the clog 

Believing the lies/nonsense

Those cult members really have their mouth on the clog

Mouth on the clog by Mouthontheclog July 31, 2017

poopin' on the clog

Poopin' on the clog is a phrase used meaning to make things worse. Similar to 'fueling the fire.' Poopin' on the clog is when someone exacerbates a problem.

In the context of someone making a situation worse, you might say, "You're just poopin' on the clog, now. "

poopin' on the clog by TheGrower September 16, 2018

Flog the clog 

When a toilet becomes so full of shit you have to use your hand to punch and rip away all of the toilet paper and crap blocking the tube in the toilet.

Koolandria was so fed up with plunging her clogged toilet that she decided the only way to fix the problem was to flog the clog.

Flog the clog by Static1432 October 23, 2009

ur dog likes the clog 

Insinuates you dog is gay

Bobby-ur mum gay lol
Charlie-ur dog likes the clog
Dog wails and demonic sounds in the distance as all dogs are dragged into hell

ur dog likes the clog by Agiantbraintumor May 15, 2018

Clog the toilet

when the toilets is clogged

The toiled it clogged oops auto correct I meant toilets clog the toilet lol uwu

Clog the toilet by dumb waves May 22, 2019