Believing 

The act of elbowing someone in the face to the point where they can't stand anyone. Or just outright flagrantly foul someone.

Interviewer: "Dwight, how did you force the Celtics to a game 6 for the first time in history?"
Dwight Howard: "Well (Insert Name), we just kept believing."

Translation: "Well, on every chance I get, I elbow people in the face, I throw them to the ground, and I love the fact that the refs don't catch me."

Celtic Fan: Yo Dwight has to stop believing. There won't be any bench.

Believing by Celtix Fan May 27, 2010

Believing in yourself 

The dumbest thing you can do

Believing in yourself is dumb.

Believing in yourself by KarlMark August 1, 2019

Believing Theorem

The believing theorem consists of three basic believes one should follow: 1. If you believe you will achieve, 2. If you believe you will receive, and 3. If you believe you will deceive. This theorem is widely accepted by many scientists who have spent their whole lives researching this wondrous topic and has yet to be denied by general belief. One must truly believe in the theorem for one to experience and succumb to its full effect.

Example 1.

Selena: Why do you think so many people don't win the lottery each year, Mel?

Mel: It's particularly simple, Sel. All there is to it is the Believing theorem.

Selena: Woah! What is that?

Mel: Not enough people do believe, so they don't receive.

Selena: It all makes sense now.

Example two:

Kid: I don't think I can win the food competition, mom.

Mom: Why not honey?

Kid: I can't can't eat two thousand cookies mom. I'm only nine.

Mom: Baby, like your grandfather, used to say " If you believe you will achieve. "
Kid: Woah... It all makes sense now. You are right mom!

Believing Theorem by Carla.pickel June 1, 2018

Believing be 

being that nigga/bitch , having people look up to you

jack : i’m believing be fr

aaron : what does that mean

jack : it means i’m that nigga

Believing be by slayermami February 22, 2022

Don't Stop Believing

As sung by Journey. The most motivational and epic song ever written. It is commonly sang by men in a bromance. It is a unifying force that brought three starcrossed bros into an everlasting bromance. This song is all that is american and amazing. It makes you cry, sweat and bleed at the same time. It unites all nations and will end all wars.

Don't Stop Believing comes on.

Guy 1- "Gather the people, its our song!"
The whole fucking world- "Just a small town girl...!"

Don't Stop Believing by Brostar December 3, 2009

dont stop believing 

the BEST song ever. was on glee, and was written by journey. every time i hear this song i just forget about everything else. again, the BEST most kickass song ever :)

just a small town girl, livin in a lonely world. she took the midnight train goin anywhere. just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit. he took the midnight train goin anywhere. excerpt from dont stop believing.

dont stop believing by picklessuck April 17, 2010

And then I confirmation bias other people into believing me 

He regretted it immediately!

A retard "You see, I call someone a name and then I confirmation bias other people into believing me. It's like I do the confirmation bias for you and then I expect the audience to ignore the fact that I'm an imposter."

And then I confirmation bias other people into believing me by Hym Iam January 19, 2025