The Chunks 

Going to a restaurant and ordering the most expensive thing on the menu.

You really pulled The Chunks on me tonight dear.

The Chunks by DotHaze January 8, 2012

the chunks 

a guy who is is a little on a chunky side but not fat. His jeans are a bit tight around his ass and their are slight love handles to bee seen.

Rosie: Look at Ben he has put on some weight!
Sarah: I'd say he has the chunks.

the chunks by ruby_blue January 30, 2008

the chunks 

the chunks is the slow movement of the poop out of the anus and into the mouth to be swallowed and digested and back out (repeating). This typically happens to people with a diabete.

My man I got the chunks wanna sniff?

i have the chunks mom.
I hate children with diabetes.

the chunks by JabeJabeJabrielle April 5, 2019

chuckle without the chunks 

To issue an unintentional fart (or series thereof) when laughing uncontrollably at an unexpected funny moment. Importantly, this is not followed by "following through", which would spoil the moment, hence "no chunks". Often associated with ejecting beer, etc from the nose at funny moments.

HaHaHa..Frrt,frrt,frrt....I just wasn't expecting that punchline! Damn, I chuckled without the chunks

chuckle without the chunks by Mister Gruntfuttock August 24, 2005

Maestro of the Chunks

One who composes and directs songs chiefly concerned with feces.

screamin in the night when I leap on the pot
unleash the pee pee and all the poo I got
rip chunks loose from deep in my bowels
hear the hot splatter, use up all the hand towels
bless the porcelain, bless the porcelain (YES)
feel the sacred feeling of the strain, in ma chessssss
squeeze the butt blaster, now STOP FREEZE (DUMP!)
I leave behind towers of turd nugget (LUMPS!)
Behold the vile funk
I am the Maestro of the Chunks

Maestro of the Chunks by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026

The Chunk 

It’s the best “chunk” of the year. It can loosely be defined as the time frame in the year when one most commonly finds themselves drinking hot apple cider. It falls over September, October, November, and December.
But it begins and ends with a feeling so the above is debatable. It’s about warm houses, blankets, and fire places. Tea, hot chocolate, and chai lattes. It’s pumpkin spice muffins and comfort food. it’s crunchy atmospheric decoration be it leaves or snow. It’s rosy cheeks and warm hearts. turkey and stuffing and mashed potatoes. Sweaters and socks and boots and leggings and hats and mitts, and jean jackets or just plain jeans. It’s colors and cinnamon.

“Oh, I’m so glad that the chunk has finally arrived, it gives me an excuse to use up this bulk package of cinnamon and wear every single sweater I own.”

“Hey Mom, you making hot apple cider or something? it smells pretty chunky in here.”

The Chunk by The Chunk Fairy September 22, 2013

the chinks 

From Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.
something prized, cash, the sound clattering coins make, good fortune, may also have a sexual connotation

He that can lay hold of her, shall have the chinks.

the chinks by notmini September 3, 2003