The Chiv 

A highly intimate form of intercourse wherein one individual is sat upon that individual's partner, performing an action well known as the "straddle" position. this only works with people named charlie and liv, though. so if your name is charlie, go find yourself a liv so you can perform the "chiv."

Did charlie just ask liv to do the chiv?

The Chiv by monchichi lil' sneaky August 16, 2017

The Chiv 

A vile, fatal disease originating from the embodiment of pestilence himself, Mr Andy Chivers. Caused by inhaling or ingesting his bodily secretions. Gases produced by his corrosive vomit or toxic ejaculate should be avoided at all costs. Physical contact may result in scabbing, blisters, or pulsating warts. Upon contraction of The Chiv the victim will instantly rendered infertile and a bad sket. Within the first 10 days the intelligence of the victim will drastically drop, reducing someone once completely eloquent to shouting phrases such as 'not in me arse lad' or 'some o dat bing man'. Following this the victim's mental state will continue to deteriorate, their skin will begin to shrivel, they will suddenly become addicted to drugs that they have never tried, and want to start shagging less attractive creatures. After an unspecified amount of time the victim will eventually succumb to The Chiv, dying horribly in a pile of their own faecal matter and tears. Plz shar 2 spred awarnes.

Elyse just necked a pint of Andy's nob juice, she's defo just got The Chiv.

The Chiv by D458 December 13, 2017

The Chive 

Would you like to show that you are an average male/female ages 18-30 who finds basic memes created 4 years ago to be absolutely hilarious? Do you enjoy going on a website that everyone within your target audience goes on, and perhaps would you like to purchase a generic t-shirt? Are you okay with female nudity and in fact, promote it? Females, would you like to submit a half-naked picture of yourself on the world wide web, so everyone can see how attractive you look once you have photoshopped the hell out of your picture? Forget sending them to boyfriends or possible love interests, why not post it on a website so that EVERYONE can see your most personal parts and do god-knows-what with it. You'll have a million boys knocking down your door within minutes! And the best part is, it's free! Go on the Chive.com today, and remember, everyone is doing it!

"wow, that guy has a Chive t-shirt, he must be so cool and definitely not a giant douche bag! The Chive is the best website ever. KCCO"

The Chive by FavoriteWorstNightmare April 26, 2014

The Chive 

A website for people who are too stupid to figure out Reddit.

"You know the type, Bros who think The Chive is the end-all of the Internet."

The Chive by Csmtfrin April 1, 2015

The Chive 

An awesome site for viewing photos of whores. The best part: every girl with daddy issues and no self-respect uploads photos for the world to see. These types of females feel vulnerable elsewhere, but when you put a bunch of whores together, they let loose and show off their well-spent goods to the world.

I totally saw Sara on DAR! I know she slept with every guy on campus, but it's still nice to see her begging for acceptance on the chive!

The Chive by Awesome R December 26, 2012

Last of the Chivalrikans 

refers to the very few present day men that still believe in and show chivalry towards women.

i went on a date last night with this amazing guy. He opened doors for me, pulled out my chair, and didn't even try to get any from me at the end of the night! He must be one of the last of the chivalrikans.

Last of the Chivalrikans by xtinab May 16, 2010