The Caputo

A gravity defying hair style, acceptable for wear by only the most confident, cocky, narsasistic of NCOs. The upward, right "swoop" can only be defined as perfection.

Barber: What can I do for you?
Customer: I would like "the Caputo."

by Dcap October 8, 2014

Storming the Capitol

Accidentally Tasering Your Nutsack

One of the Trumpsurrectionist was storming the Capitol and had a heart attack and died.

by Silent Slim January 8, 2021

Put on viking horns and storm the capitol

figurative expression displaying extreme displeasure with an event, to the point of carrying out a ridiculously absurd act.

I am so angry I didn't win the lottery, that I feel like I want to put on viking horns and storm the capitol!

by niggman star33 January 13, 2021

The Capitol

Of Bay Area Origin
It refers to a Toilet
It gets this meaning from a Russian Word for Take a Shit which sounds similar to the title "Governor"
This eventually progressed to Taking a Governor
Eventually the saying "visiting the capitol came into common parlance
It may also refer to the state of the Economy across the world as of the year 2009 ad

Scotty-"shit bro I ate tooo much..."
Marvin-"Same here nigga, Imma Go visit The Capitol real quick"

Boss-"where the fuck is Dave?"
Assistant-"He said he was visitin The Capitol, he had some stimulus 2 unload"

by therealninja447 March 20, 2009

torching the capitol

v. Destroying something difficult to constuct and of immense value and utility to mankind in order to save yourself from zombies or a righteous mob.

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See the news? They are torching the capitol. What a shame. So many people died building it.

Mostly slaves.

True.

by gnostic3 January 30, 2020

the capitol g

Familiar Authority

The Guy you know, who is in the Know.

When ya say "Sup G?" He's got the answer.

I don't know that but ask him he's the capitol G.

by Grant Springer May 30, 2006

The Capitol Punnishment

The capitol punnishment is when you have to get rid of girl because of a pregnacy.. other girl or child support. Anywhile first you get her doggie style and go at it for a bit. Then after a while say when your gonna cum you gently put your hands on her lower head/neck, and right when you come you snapp her neck, thus getting rid of that probolem

Yo this girl is a bitch she needs capitol puinnishment

i gave my sister the capitol punnishment

by Nick Deperno October 10, 2005