The Caputo
A gravity defying hair style, acceptable for wear by only the most confident, cocky, narsasistic of NCOs. The upward, right "swoop" can only be defined as perfection.
The Caputo by Dcap October 8, 2014
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Storming the Capitol
Storming the Capitol by Silent Slim January 8, 2021
Put on viking horns and storm the capitol
figurative expression displaying extreme displeasure with an event, to the point of carrying out a ridiculously absurd act.
I am so angry I didn't win the lottery, that I feel like I want to put on viking horns and storm the capitol!
Put on viking horns and storm the capitol by niggman star33 January 13, 2021
The Capitol
Of Bay Area Origin
It refers to a Toilet
It gets this meaning from a Russian Word for Take a Shit which sounds similar to the title "Governor"
This eventually progressed to Taking a Governor
Eventually the saying "visiting the capitol came into common parlance
It may also refer to the state of the Economy across the world as of the year 2009 ad
It refers to a Toilet
It gets this meaning from a Russian Word for Take a Shit which sounds similar to the title "Governor"
This eventually progressed to Taking a Governor
Eventually the saying "visiting the capitol came into common parlance
It may also refer to the state of the Economy across the world as of the year 2009 ad
Scotty-"shit bro I ate tooo much..."
Marvin-"Same here nigga, Imma Go visit The Capitol real quick"
Boss-"where the fuck is Dave?"
Assistant-"He said he was visitin The Capitol, he had some stimulus 2 unload"
Marvin-"Same here nigga, Imma Go visit The Capitol real quick"
Boss-"where the fuck is Dave?"
Assistant-"He said he was visitin The Capitol, he had some stimulus 2 unload"
The Capitol by therealninja447 March 20, 2009
torching the capitol
v. Destroying something difficult to constuct and of immense value and utility to mankind in order to save yourself from zombies or a righteous mob.
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See the news? They are torching the capitol. What a shame. So many people died building it.
Mostly slaves.
True.
Mostly slaves.
True.
torching the capitol by gnostic3 January 30, 2020
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the capitol g by Grant Springer May 30, 2006
The Capitol Punnishment
The capitol punnishment is when you have to get rid of girl because of a pregnacy.. other girl or child support. Anywhile first you get her doggie style and go at it for a bit. Then after a while say when your gonna cum you gently put your hands on her lower head/neck, and right when you come you snapp her neck, thus getting rid of that probolem
The Capitol Punnishment by Nick Deperno October 10, 2005
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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