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The CUMMY

A close friend of Smoke Crackulas who gets jacked off on by Wankenstiens Monster. Originally called the MUMMY....his name was changed because of the large amounts of sperm that were deposited on him by Wankenstien!!.... thus.... becoming .... "THE CUMMY"!!!!
WOW...The mummy got jacked off on so many times by Wankenstien that he is entirely covered in sperm.....We shall chnge his name to "THE CUMMY"!!
by Pete Negwaski! February 14, 2008
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Sami the cummy

Sami the cummy , is a phrase used to describe the a euphoric ,horny teenager who is known for kicking people of group chats , they are easily traumatised by photoshops and are very level headed. Sami the cummy is also used as a compliment as it describes a level headed person with a large sex drive , but it is mostly used as a insult as the original Sami the cummy was a incel and incredibly racist
John : bruh this new kid in school is so cricket horny , he even kicked me out of kahoot

Mike : ya we got a new Sami the cummy in our school
by real_dong69 June 30, 2021
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cummy cream of the crop

Okay a girl takes a shit on a guys dick then gives him a hand job catches the jizz in her mouth u make out with her she spits the sperm into your mouth u lick her pussy and she gets pregnant with a retarded baby
I gave Patricia a cummy cream of the crop it was badass
by james pimpin g nicca April 3, 2008
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spill the cummies

Instead of spilling tea, you go one step further and you spill the cummies
Ay bro I got some tea to spill,

No bro you mean spill the cummies
by spillthecummies1381 August 27, 2021
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The Cummings Disorder

The passionate urge to run very large distances in a very short amount of time. Normally, without getting tired.
I just ran 5 miles with this dude, and he told me that when he gets home, he's going to run 8 more.

That guy's got an awful case of The Cummings Disorder.
by TheMGMguy September 22, 2012
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The cummies

It’s like getting butterflies, but in your cock.
The girl walked by and that shit gave me the cummies.
by Cockstraw April 20, 2021
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The Cumming of Gandalf the White

If during oral sex you ejaculate into you partner's mouth and they spit the cum onto your chin.
I totally gave him the Cumming of Gandalf the White! That's what he gets for cumming in my mouth!
by Crotch Club December 30, 2007
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