The Bullock

The sexual act of having a pistol inserted in the anus while shit is smeared on your lips.

"Hey Jerry, did you see that Jesse James sex tape?!" asked Andrew.
"Yeah, he gave that bitch The Bullock!!" replied Jerry.

by Bongblitz602 April 28, 2010

Bullocker

One who is a loyal fan of Sandra Bullock!

If you've seen 'While You Were Sleeping' or 'Miss Congeniality' more than 20 times than you're probably a Bullocker! ;)

by _Kizzzzzy July 23, 2013

bullocks

A term Americans mistakenly use when they really mean to say bollocks.

"Bullocks"? Bollocks, mate, say it right!

by Bud Rugged July 29, 2004

Bullocking

When you use a state-funded plane to cover up the fact that you are having an affair with your Commerce Secretary.

Named after Steve Bullock 2016 Montana political scandal

"Dude, thanks for the plane flight, my wife would be so pissed if she knew i was Bullocking her!"

by murfpostsfunnystuffs September 9, 2016

bullocks

bullshit; nonsense; balderdash

Slang from Britain that means bullshit

I can't believe they lost the game! That's such bullocks.

by Guy McDonovan December 3, 2003

bullocks

A cow's testicles. Used in slang to describe something Shitty, or something that has gone wrong.

Aw, thats Bullocks.
That bullocks went wrong

by your mum ting December 15, 2004

Bullock

Bull shit, a lie. But may be good if used as Dog Bullocks

Oh Mrs. Queen your dress is the dogs bullocks

"the dinosaurs were extinct when a giant fish came all over" Thats Bullock!

by Jonathan Ng November 30, 2007