The Bodger 

An Aussie Kiss, but with an aggressive use of tongue. like when Bodger the Blacksmith does his "HELELELELE!"

Verb: Bodgering

Boy: Want an Aussie kiss?
Girl: I want The Bodger.

The Bodger by his_mum March 25, 2023

spank the badger 

To make a grave error in word or deed resulting in a catastrophe for another(s) for which the perpetrator(s) of the word or deed show little remorse

R and H are hitting golf balls on a driving range at an elite golf club. The trajectory of the balls being hit parallels a popular tourist walkway that hugs a scenic section of coast line. R tees up a ball and unleashes a horrific and massive swing that produces a colossal hook bending the ball to the extreme left and missleing its way directly at a group of foreign, camera-toting tourist trudgeling along on the walkway. The golf ball finds home smack in the heart of the tourists and ricochets off of one the unsuspecting tourist’s head causing him to stand stiff upright, recite a portion of his nation’s anthem and then collapse completely and totally to the ground. The ball finds purchase in a 12-gallon boiling-hot espresso-to-go ‘cup’ held by an elderly man causing the hot ‘joe’ to be sprayed all over the other visitors who begin to express their shock and outrage through an impromptu interpretive dance based loosely upon the opening scenes of 2001: A Space Odyssey. R and H look on at the show on the walkway quite detached as though watching a mildly amusing 70’s sit-com to which H offers up, “Boy, did you really spank the badger on that one!” They both chuckle at the tourists’ expense and tee another one up.

spank the badger by Royal Wulff September 15, 2009

The Badger Incident of 1994. 

A misunderstanding between the Badger and Myself. People who experience this also report that they "didn't know that fireworks were badger compatible".

I am so sorry about that The Badger Incident of 1994.

The Badger Incident of 1994. by Aagixaa January 6, 2021

growling at the badger 

What they call cunnilingus in Glasgow, Scotland (source: Billy Connolly, the funniest man in the world)
Also known as "going the growl"

"Know what they call cunnilingus in Glasgow?.... Growling at the badger!"

growling at the badger by Cluin September 2, 2003

toot on the booger 

Before going down on a girl you spoon a little cocaine onto her clit. This is called putting a little toot on the booger.

A great way to make a girl really freaky and cum super hard is to put a little toot on the booger.

toot on the booger by Qorn36 July 8, 2010

barking at the badger 

british slang for cunnilingus other terms include going down on,licking out, munching the rug

cunt pussy licking

" i had so much fun with stephany last night barking at the badger"

barking at the badger by amuchan October 4, 2006

Milking the Badger 

A term used for jacking off, and sometimes cum aka sperm.

Mike: Hey Rob, why are your hands all wet?
Oliver: He was probably Milking the Badger.
Rob: Hey, Shut up!

Milking the Badger by MeHigh July 12, 2007