When you snort an entire line of “booger sugar” off of a huge ass on a hot girl. The line starts near the back, goes over the hump, and stops at the start of the hamstring.
The larger the ass, the longer the line!
If you don’t die… you get to spank her and make a huge coke cloud!
The larger the ass, the longer the line!
If you don’t die… you get to spank her and make a huge coke cloud!
I met this super hot girl with the biggest butt you’ve ever seen and i had to give her “The Blasko”!
by Gaylord Jones August 9, 2021
Get the The Blasko mug.The act of doing a massive line of cocaine off a the rear of a woman with a thunderous ass.
Given the size of the ass, the compensation of the size of the line of cocaine instantly causes the user to overdose.
Given the size of the ass, the compensation of the size of the line of cocaine instantly causes the user to overdose.
Did you hear about William? Poor guy thought he had a tolerance, and then tried The Blasko. May he rest in peace.
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An awesome "post-hardcore" band from Merthyr Tidfil, South Wales, formed in 2003.
Comprised of:
* Sean Smith (Vocals)
* Gavin Butler (Vocals)
* Matthew Davies (Lead guitar)
* James Davies (Guitar)
* Rhys Lewis (Bass)
* Gareth Lawrence (Drums)
Difficult to categorise due to them drawing many different influences into their songs- on their myspace page, they simply refer to themselves as Rock/Rock/Rock.
They have, to date, had 3 technical releases comprising of 1 demo, 1 mini album and 1 full length album:
* Pull No Punches (2004)
* The Blackout! The Blackout! The Blackout! (2006)
* We Are The Dynamite! (2007)
They have also released 3 singles:
* Hard Slammin' (2006)
* The Beijing Cocktail (2007)
* It's High Tide Baby! (2008)
They are well known for the excellent attitude they have towrds their fans, seeing them as "friends" to party with rather than just "fans". As such, they nearly always oblige to photos and signatures etc. Most notably, perhaps vocalist Sean Smith.
They have been linked to Lostprophets who, too, hail from South Wales. The Blackout supported them on their Liberation Transmission tour and Ian Watkins supplied guest vocals on "It's High Tide Baby!"
Stereotypical "rockstars" they aren't- always displaying a humble and friendly attitude. This combination with their catchy and passionate songs is perhaps why they are so popular amongst fans.
Comprised of:
* Sean Smith (Vocals)
* Gavin Butler (Vocals)
* Matthew Davies (Lead guitar)
* James Davies (Guitar)
* Rhys Lewis (Bass)
* Gareth Lawrence (Drums)
Difficult to categorise due to them drawing many different influences into their songs- on their myspace page, they simply refer to themselves as Rock/Rock/Rock.
They have, to date, had 3 technical releases comprising of 1 demo, 1 mini album and 1 full length album:
* Pull No Punches (2004)
* The Blackout! The Blackout! The Blackout! (2006)
* We Are The Dynamite! (2007)
They have also released 3 singles:
* Hard Slammin' (2006)
* The Beijing Cocktail (2007)
* It's High Tide Baby! (2008)
They are well known for the excellent attitude they have towrds their fans, seeing them as "friends" to party with rather than just "fans". As such, they nearly always oblige to photos and signatures etc. Most notably, perhaps vocalist Sean Smith.
They have been linked to Lostprophets who, too, hail from South Wales. The Blackout supported them on their Liberation Transmission tour and Ian Watkins supplied guest vocals on "It's High Tide Baby!"
Stereotypical "rockstars" they aren't- always displaying a humble and friendly attitude. This combination with their catchy and passionate songs is perhaps why they are so popular amongst fans.
I went to see The Blackout the other night and they were totally amazing on stage and so nice off it!
by caFF. February 22, 2008
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Get the Taste the blackout mug.A sex move in which you jizz on a girl's face, then when she's about to go wash it off, you whip out your bitchin' twin supersoakers and blast it off her face with twin streams of superpowered water.
Boy: Hey whats your favorite pokemon?
Man: I don't play pokemon.
Boy: Oh. Mine's the Blastoise.
Man: Go to your room.
Man: I don't play pokemon.
Boy: Oh. Mine's the Blastoise.
Man: Go to your room.
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Jehova's Witness: "Good morning, I would like to tell you of the works of the great and holy Jesus Christ."
You: *Prepares to let forth The Blasto*
You: *Prepares to let forth The Blasto*
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Person Z: "Its The Rebecca Blackocalypse!"
than Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber!"
Person Y: "Glee is making a cover for Rebecca Black's Friday!"
Person Z: "Its The Rebecca Blackocalypse!"
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