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The Bitchening 

A lifestyle you follow after getting fucked over or when you want to change your life for the better
Guy 1: didn’t she cheat on you? How are you doing?
Guy 2: I’m fine, the bitchening is helping me get over her and getting jacked
The Bitchening by TBIU May 7, 2022
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The Bitchening 

The day when all karens come together to create the biggest ragnorok against the manager.
Looks like the bitchening has begun
The Bitchening by Cherrieup January 24, 2021

the bitching hour 

The bitching hour is when the parental unit comes down en masse with criticisms of your habitual failures, laziness, and poor grades.
The reports come out today. It's time for the bitching hour.
the bitching hour by Cranberry Bob January 17, 2020

Sip The Bitching 

When a person is owned so badly that they are forced to stay quiet.
When someone is shut out in beer pong the losing team would be told to "sip the bitching"
Sip The Bitching by Miraj June 23, 2008

The Department of Bitching and Moaning

An organization to social justice warfare on the internet.
"So what's trending today?"
"Hmmm, another terrorist attack..."
"Pass."
"...more corruption in our justice system..."
"Double Pass."
"...someone thinking about not seeing the new Ghostbusters movie..."
"Someone is not thinking about seeing the new Ghostbusters movie! Away!"
--The Department of Bitching and Moaning, Nostalgia Critic review of Ghostbusters (2016)

Bitching at the finish line 

When someone bitches about a task all the way to the end.
Yeah, but she's bitching at the finish line
Bitching at the finish line by Dryani December 13, 2010

Bitching Down the Stairs 

Verbal phrase. The action of running up/down a set of stairs for the purpose of bitching out another individual (usually in response to new information demanding immediate response)
As soon as she saw his texts, Lafonda went bitching down the stairs looking for her philandering boyfriend.
More from Urban Dictionary
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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