This Ted Bundy-in-training is the ultimate skeeze of a guy. You can watch him trolling around every place he enters with the hunting intensity usually only seen on the plains of Africa on Animal Planet.
Preying on the weak, the young, and the slutty, this Badman is a magician of sorts -- poof! now you see him! poof! now you don't! Whatever bar you are at, the Badman WILL find you. Whenever you've had one (or seven) too many drinks, the Badman will appear to you.
His weapons of choice are cell phones, bowties, the work online scheduling center , Nyquil, and charisma. Highly intelligent, but uses it only for evil. Probably has a homely long-term girlfriend (bonus if she's a live-in girlfriend).
Synonyms for The Badman are Tony, Ted Bundy, Dexter, and Dennis. If you were to ask the Badman who he most relates to, he will tell you Genghis Khan. Yeah. Ok Badman.
Badman faves: Natty clothing, dandy hats & suspenders, shiny shoes, Jack Daniels, phones with 12-digit passwords, Range Rovers, gullible women (both girlfriends and others), and douchey health drinks.
Preying on the weak, the young, and the slutty, this Badman is a magician of sorts -- poof! now you see him! poof! now you don't! Whatever bar you are at, the Badman WILL find you. Whenever you've had one (or seven) too many drinks, the Badman will appear to you.
His weapons of choice are cell phones, bowties, the work online scheduling center , Nyquil, and charisma. Highly intelligent, but uses it only for evil. Probably has a homely long-term girlfriend (bonus if she's a live-in girlfriend).
Synonyms for The Badman are Tony, Ted Bundy, Dexter, and Dennis. If you were to ask the Badman who he most relates to, he will tell you Genghis Khan. Yeah. Ok Badman.
Badman faves: Natty clothing, dandy hats & suspenders, shiny shoes, Jack Daniels, phones with 12-digit passwords, Range Rovers, gullible women (both girlfriends and others), and douchey health drinks.
"What happened after work last night?"
"Oh, the Badman (n) was texting me of course... he deducted what bar I was at from our conversation and magically showed up there 15 minutes later."
"That's the Badman (n) for you. But please tell me you didn't let him Badman(v) last night!"
"Wellllll..... what can I say? He's such a BAD MAN (adj)"!
"Oh, the Badman (n) was texting me of course... he deducted what bar I was at from our conversation and magically showed up there 15 minutes later."
"That's the Badman (n) for you. But please tell me you didn't let him Badman(v) last night!"
"Wellllll..... what can I say? He's such a BAD MAN (adj)"!
by ohhey!gotchatony May 1, 2011
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A comic book based on British-australian actor rapper junior grimes (J grimes). Yes the arrogant douchebag internet kid. Though the book isn’t that bad as it follows a supposedly fictionalized version of junior grimes as he becomes the real life batman to solve the murder of a japanese prostitute which leads him to a cover up conspiracy tied to the mafia and an entire corrupt police department.
Though if one didn’t know any better they’d call it a batfleck love letter fanfiction since only junior would be obsessed enough to write stories about Ben afflecks batman.
The batman jr grimes (2018) is a graphic novel about celebrity junior grimes becoming the real life batman and involving himself in the plot of a real life comic book. Pretty good tbh 10/10
Though if one didn’t know any better they’d call it a batfleck love letter fanfiction since only junior would be obsessed enough to write stories about Ben afflecks batman.
The batman jr grimes (2018) is a graphic novel about celebrity junior grimes becoming the real life batman and involving himself in the plot of a real life comic book. Pretty good tbh 10/10
Nerd 1: omg Michael keaton is the greatest Batman
Nerd 2: pff in your dreams it’s obviously christian bale
Group of girls: omg you guys are so lame , junior grimes is the best batman outta all of em!
Fan: what’s your fav batman book?
Kevin Smith: the batman jr grimes
Nerd 2: pff in your dreams it’s obviously christian bale
Group of girls: omg you guys are so lame , junior grimes is the best batman outta all of em!
Fan: what’s your fav batman book?
Kevin Smith: the batman jr grimes
by Unusually late June 16, 2021
Get the The Batman jr grimes mug.the batman jr Grimes is a badass take on the DC comics character where it takes artist license and goes in a different direction to what your used to seeing.
A batman so violent you’d think he’s the son of batfleck. this comic book is truly something else anyone who likes comics and batman MUST GIVE IT A READ!!!!!!!
the batman jr grimes (2019) is a graphic novel starring actor junior grimes where he becomes the real life batman
One man dresses up as his favorite superhero (batman) and takes on the mafia and the entire corrupt police department in his city in order to solve the murder of a japanese prostitute which is being covered up for some strange reason.
Unlike endless batman reboots *cough* (robert pattinson the batman) this is a fresh take and gives fans what they’ve been waiting years for; a violent batman solo story with enough realism and originality to be taken seriously.
That’s right, no aliens no gods or monsters just a gritty crime thriller whilst also focusing on the main protagonists (junior grimes) psychological turmoil.
A compelling crime thriller that transcends its own genre featuring “batman” sums up the batman jr grimes.
11/10 is what I’d rate it.
Matt reeves batman is trying something similar to this I hear, good luck living up to this masterpiece.
A batman so violent you’d think he’s the son of batfleck. this comic book is truly something else anyone who likes comics and batman MUST GIVE IT A READ!!!!!!!
the batman jr grimes (2019) is a graphic novel starring actor junior grimes where he becomes the real life batman
One man dresses up as his favorite superhero (batman) and takes on the mafia and the entire corrupt police department in his city in order to solve the murder of a japanese prostitute which is being covered up for some strange reason.
Unlike endless batman reboots *cough* (robert pattinson the batman) this is a fresh take and gives fans what they’ve been waiting years for; a violent batman solo story with enough realism and originality to be taken seriously.
That’s right, no aliens no gods or monsters just a gritty crime thriller whilst also focusing on the main protagonists (junior grimes) psychological turmoil.
A compelling crime thriller that transcends its own genre featuring “batman” sums up the batman jr grimes.
11/10 is what I’d rate it.
Matt reeves batman is trying something similar to this I hear, good luck living up to this masterpiece.
*batman being rebooted*
Robert pattinson: I’m vengeance
Fans: this isn’t what we wanted
Junior grimes: I’m the REAL DEAL....
Fans; *pee their pants in excitement*
Girls: yes you are daddy ;)
Robert pattinson: .......
Matt reeves: alright guys name your fav batman stor—
LITERALLY Everyone: the batman jr grimes!!!!!!
Robert pattinson: I’m vengeance
Fans: this isn’t what we wanted
Junior grimes: I’m the REAL DEAL....
Fans; *pee their pants in excitement*
Girls: yes you are daddy ;)
Robert pattinson: .......
Matt reeves: alright guys name your fav batman stor—
LITERALLY Everyone: the batman jr grimes!!!!!!
by Mister fixer June 19, 2021
Get the The batman jr grimes mug.Released in 2018. the batman jr grimes is A compelling crime thriller comic book following celebrity junior grimes as he uncovers a conspiracy of a murdered japanese hooker tied to the mafia and an entire corrupt police force, and the best part about this book is he does all this while dressed up as the batman.
Moral of the story is that if you’ve got what it takes to become the batman and your insane enough then to go for it ! But this book is set in the real world so don’t expect any aliens or gods but rather drugs, sex trafficking and bloody mobster killings.
This is a batman story unlike anything else and anybody that hates superheroes MUST GIVE THIS A READ!!!!!!
Moral of the story is that if you’ve got what it takes to become the batman and your insane enough then to go for it ! But this book is set in the real world so don’t expect any aliens or gods but rather drugs, sex trafficking and bloody mobster killings.
This is a batman story unlike anything else and anybody that hates superheroes MUST GIVE THIS A READ!!!!!!
Criminal: *raping a young woman*
Junior Grimes batman: *shows up*
Criminal: who tf are you supposed to be man???
Junior Grimes Batman: I’m the real deal
Criminal: ....
*batman proceeds to murder criminal*
The Batman jr grimes IS a violent batman comic book starring actor junior grimes
Junior Grimes batman: *shows up*
Criminal: who tf are you supposed to be man???
Junior Grimes Batman: I’m the real deal
Criminal: ....
*batman proceeds to murder criminal*
The Batman jr grimes IS a violent batman comic book starring actor junior grimes
by Wicked whiskers June 29, 2021
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by Unknown marsupial October 7, 2021
Get the THE BATMAN JR GRIMES mug.a graphic novel that lies somewhere between realism from the nolan batman films and the comic booky ness of arkham batman.
Story where a famous actor becomes the real life batman whom also happens to be mentally ill and uses the suit as an excuse to let loose his violent nature against the mob and police as this batman is on a case to avenge the death of a japanese prostitute.
best comic anyone’s read in DECADES
Story where a famous actor becomes the real life batman whom also happens to be mentally ill and uses the suit as an excuse to let loose his violent nature against the mob and police as this batman is on a case to avenge the death of a japanese prostitute.
best comic anyone’s read in DECADES
The Batman Jr Grimes is about a young batman who’s violent and inexperienced yet mentally ill enough to do it all despite it taking place in the real world.
Batjune: I’m the real deal
Batjune: I’m the real deal
by Condom creators October 17, 2021
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