When a bunch of white
people gather into a small room with white walls and
wood floors, and then proceed to insert coffee
bean of various sizes and grades into each others' rectum.
Traditionally, the Backwards Charlie originated in a room in Charleston, SC where a bunch of
people under the influence of THC (not to be confused with the phone company HTC) first pioneered the event.
Additionally, this practice has included the use of fine exotic and smooth coffee
beans such as: Aribica, Scandinavia, and Columbica Amazonius.
Traditionally, the Backwards Charlie can be performed in a various assortment of positions and sizes. Their is shape,
square, rhombus, and 90 degree angel positions.
Finally, the Backwards Charlie concludes once all members in the room have inserted their respected coffee
beans into the rectum of their respective partners. Then, each participant proceeds to take an enema and violently shat upon the upper bodal regions of each person in a non-demeaning and artistic fashion.
Person A: Did you hear of those
kids who committed the Backwards Charlie?
Person B: No, what happened?
Person A: Dude, they all ended up in the emergency room and said the whole
thing was worse than watching Cannibal
Holocaust.
