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The Alan Parsons Project 

Awesome progressive rock group that was a mix of the WAY TOO over-popularized Beatles and very trippy Pink Floyd. Unlike the Beatles, APP is very relaxed and are less happy and have a cooler much less annoying sound to their music. The only similarity would be the vocal sound. They are much like Pink Floyd in their tune and mellowness. They are more in touch with the world than the too-happy Beatles were.
It's a shame that the Alan Parsons Project isn't as popular as the Beatles. They are way better and less annoying.

The Alan Jackson 

noun; Scenario when you are with a girl about to hook up and she says she's not ready. This is promptly followed by settling for a burger and/or grape snow cone and dropping said girl off early at her house.
"Dude, I was about to get it in with Clarissa last night after the movie when she pulled The Alan Jackson...I was so mad! I was willing, but she wasn't ready."
The Alan Jackson by moliver130 January 8, 2011

The Alan Jackson Lunch

A way of talking about performing the sexual act of 69-ing without offending anyone in public.
Dude, did you take Charlotte to that new BBQ restaurant for your date last night? No, I got there but she wasn't ready so we had The Alan Jackson Lunch.

**Both guys high-five**

The Alan Jackson Lunch

A way to talk about performing the sex act of 69-ing without offending anyone in public.
Dude, did you take Charlotte to that new BBQ restaurant for your date last night? No, I got to her house but she wasn't ready so we had The Alan Jackson Lunch.

**Both guys high five**

Alan the Karate Kid 

An untamed beast of 1998 that killed the doctor by choking him with his vagina during birth. He now roams the streets of New York. Beware of him, if you see him, he will be swinging himself back and forth on two rails and saying that the best weapons on Earth are bare hands. Sometimes he likes to finger his pets and slurp the slime off his finger. Beware, Alan might be in your room at night, under your bed and with your cat.
Guy One: Did you see that kid?
Guy Two: No, why?
Guy One: He was running around in his underwear trying to finger cats.
Guy Two: What the fuck? He must Alan the Karate Kid.
Guy One: All hail the Karate Overlord
Alan the Karate Kid by Slurpinslime December 9, 2013

alan the kidney tickler guzman 

He will most definitely reach your guts with his girthy shaft
Damn girl Alan the kidney tickler Guzman fucked up my insides last night
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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