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The Alan Jackson Lunch

A way of talking about performing the sexual act of 69-ing without offending anyone in public.

Dude, did you take Charlotte to that new BBQ restaurant for your date last night? No, I got there but she wasn't ready so we had The Alan Jackson Lunch.

**Both guys high-five**

The Alan Jackson Lunch by BuzzLightRear July 1, 2026