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The Abstract NPC 

A form of non-playable character in reality I.e other people, Who seem a little bit more refined than the regular humans with their dogmatic chants and sheep like behaviour
I had a wonderful first day of school, to my shock I was surrounded by more Abstract NPC’s than usual. I was quite happy to learn that the majority of my peers were more awake and mindful than previous years.

Npc - a non-playable character.
Usually used when referring to video game characters who are programmed and run script type dialogues that may or may not have influence in the game.

The abstract NPC - Another aware human

• Can be used to describe someone you want to talk about in a more descriptive and charming fashion.
•Is used when speaking about an individual who is aware of their existence and actions to a higher degree than average people

Gosh I hate my school so much it’s filled with so many NPC’s I’m so glad I’m an abstract NPC and I don’t live in a facade
The Abstract NPC by IffyMohammed September 18, 2019

in the abstract 

When you talk or think about something in the abstract, you talk or think about it in a general way, rather than considering particular things or events.
I like dogs in the abstract, but I can't bear this one.

Q-Tip the Abstract

Sexy, sexy, sexy man. A member of A Tribe Called Quest, the greatest rap group of all time. He is amazing at everything and is also good in bed
"Camron has I.B.S. :pray: :orangutan: :pray: i love Q-tip the Abstract so muhc :pray: :heart: :I.B.S.:"

The Human Abstract 

The Human Abstract is a progressive metal/mathcore band with neo-classical elements. They are from Los Angeles, California. They are freaking awesome and have some damn good guitarists and should be considered one of the best bands in the world.
The Human Abstracts best song would be crossing the rubicon coz it has a kick arse intro and the instrumental song would be Sotto Voce
The Human Abstract by kablah May 3, 2008
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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