A sexual position consisting of a modified 69 where a vibrator is also inserted into the female's vagina. The female will perform oral sex on the male as in a 69, while the male will focus his tongue on the clitoris while thrusting a vibrator in and out of the female's vaginal opening.
MAN: Can I get a blowie?
FEMALE: Only if we 69. You're not that great at oral though. We should do "the 70".
MAN: What's that?
FEMALE: Take this vibrator and blast my vag hole with it while you lick my clit.
MAN: That sounds like a lot of work.
FEMALE: I deepthroat.
MAN: Deal!
FEMALE: Only if we 69. You're not that great at oral though. We should do "the 70".
MAN: What's that?
FEMALE: Take this vibrator and blast my vag hole with it while you lick my clit.
MAN: That sounds like a lot of work.
FEMALE: I deepthroat.
MAN: Deal!
by MichaelsABadBoy November 23, 2009
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by jss-urban February 21, 2021
Get the 70 mug.Best decade, back then everyone would smoke a blunt and nobody cared, also the best music in the world, really good bands, mainly an age of disco and rock. BEST DECADE EVER!
Man i remember those days in the 70's when i was listening to Thin Lizzy and Pink Floyd while lighting up a blunt, those were the days.
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Get the 70 mug.One of America's longest interstates. Begins outside Baltimore, Maryland and heads west thru Pittsburgh, PA, Columbus, OH, Indianapolis, IN, St. Louis, MO, Kansas City and Denver before ending near Moab, Utah. Facts:
1. Indianapolis is the largest-single city on its route, but
2. technically Baltimore-Washington is the largest metro area it goes through.
3. The state with its longest mileage is Colorado.
4. The most populous state on its route is Illinois.
5. The state with its shortest mileage is West Virgina--only 17 miles.
6. The least populated state on its route is W. Virginia
1. Indianapolis is the largest-single city on its route, but
2. technically Baltimore-Washington is the largest metro area it goes through.
3. The state with its longest mileage is Colorado.
4. The most populous state on its route is Illinois.
5. The state with its shortest mileage is West Virgina--only 17 miles.
6. The least populated state on its route is W. Virginia
70 is dull, dull, dull and flat from Ohio to Denver. The most populated states on its route from most populated to least is Illinois, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Indiana, Missouri, Maryland, Colorado, Kansas, Utah, West Virginia.
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