The 70

A sexual position consisting of a modified 69 where a vibrator is also inserted into the female's vagina. The female will perform oral sex on the male as in a 69, while the male will focus his tongue on the clitoris while thrusting a vibrator in and out of the female's vaginal opening.

MAN: Can I get a blowie?
FEMALE: Only if we 69. You're not that great at oral though. We should do "the 70".
MAN: What's that?
FEMALE: Take this vibrator and blast my vag hole with it while you lick my clit.
MAN: That sounds like a lot of work.
FEMALE: I deepthroat.
MAN: Deal!

The 70 by MichaelsABadBoy November 23, 2009

The 70's House 

One more reason that MTV needs to be shot down. 12 "unsuspecting" kids being brought into a bullshit stereotype "70's style" abode. Not everyone wore short shorts, polyester, brown plaid, or listened to disco.

DIPSHITS! Ever hear of KISS, Led Zeppelin, Van Halen, Cream, or Judas Priest? They ain't disco. Why don't you have the contestants dance to "Detroit Rock City" or "You Really Got Me" instead of "the Hustle"? God, MTV. I shall kill you in your sleep.

The 70's House by REDWHITEnCrue25 July 23, 2008

The 70's 

The 70's was the best decade ever. The height of the the Muscle Car wars, Marvel Comics was amazing, Led Zepplin, Queen, Pink Floyd, Marvin Gaye, Free, Blood Sweat and Tears, America, Moody Blues are all examples of the 70's at their finest.everyone would smoke a blunt and nobody cared. Blacks going into White schools for the first time, and jobs aswell They even went on to become police officers, firemen, tv/movie stars, lawyers & comedians for the first time.

The 1970s was also when Hip-Hop music, first ever Betamax, VHS player, pong (1st video game), and cassette tapes were invented. Need I say more

Me: Man I wish I lived back in the 70's, driving a muscle car, and blasting Led Zeppelin all day.
Friend: Amen brother.

The 70's by Br0kenTh0rn September 14, 2015

The 70's-mobile

Any bus used by hipsters in 1970's America.

My mom drove The 70's-mobile cross-country.

The 70's-mobile by Ereck Flowers August 12, 2017

Keeping the 70's alive

Someone that has a lot of pubic hair.
Whether a man or woman.
They are keeping the 70's alive.

"Alex is keeping the 70's alive."

Keeping the 70's alive by Ryan Lalonde May 12, 2008

Bringing back the 70's 

Someone that has a lot of pubic hair.
Whether a man or woman.
They are bringing back the 70's.

"Alex is bringing back the 70's."

Bringing back the 70's by Ryan Lalonde May 12, 2008

ugly glasses from the 70's 

Shit, have you seen how ugly some of those glasses from the 1970's are?

PPL would wear ugly glasses in the 70's, who the hell would wear those?

ugly glasses from the 70's by loco asshole February 26, 2005