The socially awkward and inappropriate act of staring at your roomates from under your blanket for an extended period of time in order to passive aggressively be a bitch.
The socially awkward girl did the "ostrich" in order to let her roomates know she wanted the light off instead of being an actual human being and asking them.
by Slap-a-Bitch March 20, 2009
Deez nuts: That nicker avocado thing is a complete utter ostrich.
Davy jones: What do you mean by ostrich.
Deez nuts: The fuck the noonot ifunny
are censoring re33tard now
Can't have shit in ifunny.
Davy jones: What do you mean by ostrich.
Deez nuts: The fuck the noonot ifunny
are censoring re33tard now
Can't have shit in ifunny.
by THE XENO KING July 10, 2021
Big ass man-pigeon. Will run 60mph with your car if you throw a pen at it. It's body will face this way but it's head will be fixed on you.
by AmMo9513 February 19, 2013
When you're banging a bitch on the beach and you shove her head in the sand and continue banging her from behind
by BlackMikeMoan August 28, 2013
the act of shoving your chicks head into the hole of a Honey Bucket and then taking her from behind. Door must be open for public viewing.
I took my gal to the county fair. We had corn dogs, rode the tilt a whirl, and I gave her the ostrich for dessert.
by GorillaSalad July 24, 2023
The act of becoming excluded from a social grouping through putting your head in the sand and ignoring what is going on.
A phrase popularized by the Northern English pixie movement.
Alternatively spelt as ostrichised by those who mistakenly think a zed is an Americanized spelling.
A phrase popularized by the Northern English pixie movement.
Alternatively spelt as ostrichised by those who mistakenly think a zed is an Americanized spelling.
Janet found herself ostrichized from the group in the pub, because she refused to acknowledge the reality that John was boffing Julie on the sly.
by ® Andy September 11, 2008
undercover word for "retarded" and occasionally the hard r because the app ifunny blocked being able to say retard.
by legit_answers July 12, 2021