The "Ostrich"  

The socially awkward and inappropriate act of staring at your roomates from under your blanket for an extended period of time in order to passive aggressively be a bitch.

The socially awkward girl did the "ostrich" in order to let her roomates know she wanted the light off instead of being an actual human being and asking them.

The "Ostrich" by Slap-a-Bitch March 20, 2009

The ostrich

When you're banging a bitch on the beach and you shove her head in the sand and continue banging her from behind

Brian was at Fuck Pier and gave Jodi The Ostrich.

The ostrich by BlackMikeMoan August 27, 2013

the ostrich

the act of shoving your chicks head into the hole of a Honey Bucket and then taking her from behind. Door must be open for public viewing.

I took my gal to the county fair. We had corn dogs, rode the tilt a whirl, and I gave her the ostrich for dessert.

the ostrich by GorillaSalad July 23, 2023

The Ostrich

The act of a man twisting his penis in reverse, and inserting it into his own anus, causing the penis to resemble an ostrich burying its head into the sand.

Did you hear about Jimmy? His mom was traumatized when she walked in on him doing the ostrich!

The Ostrich by Gaysofthunder69 September 29, 2011

The Ostrich

A sexual position for those who have tried everything else. The female (or male) buries their head in the sand and sticks their nether regions as high as possible. The partner inserts appendage in appropriate orifice. The goal is for this person to finish before the other runs out of oxygen.

Anne and Bob had a close call while attempting the ostrich but Bob was able to kick it into high gear and finished as Anne was just a little blue from lack of oxygen

The Ostrich by COK ROCKS September 22, 2017

The Ostrich

When a female's face is so beat that a bag and a sock won't do, so you bury her head in the ground and proceed with sexual intercourse.

"I met this chick and she was such a butterface, but we did the ostrich so it worked out."

"Oh, you mean Butterface Betty?"

The Ostrich by DahWorm July 7, 2016

The Ostrich

The act of inserting a feather duster into a woman's anus while penetrating her vagina in either the bent over or doggie style possitions.

Making her appear like an ostrich from behind.

"Carl shoved a feather duster up my ass while we were hooking up." - Jennie

Jennie got 'The Ostrich' from Carl

The Ostrich by Flexy Mcghee September 13, 2016