When you're banging a bitch on the beach and you shove her head in the sand and continue banging her from behind

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The act of a man twisting his penis in reverse, and inserting it into his own anus, causing the penis to resemble an ostrich burying its head into the sand.

A sexual position for those who have tried everything else. The female (or male) buries their head in the sand and sticks their nether regions as high as possible. The partner inserts appendage in appropriate orifice. The goal is for this person to finish before the other runs out of oxygen.

When a female's face is so beat that a bag and a sock won't do, so you bury her head in the ground and proceed with sexual intercourse.

The act of inserting a feather duster into a woman's anus while penetrating her vagina in either the bent over or doggie style possitions.

Making her appear like an ostrich from behind.

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