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Definitions by GorillaSalad

gravel tits 

A girl who gets blacked out drunk on vodka
Redbull and then goes back to a dudes trailer and pukes all over his bed after sloppy first date sex. To top it off, she wakes up naked face down outside the trailer in the gravel.
You think you had a bad first date? Nothing compares to ole gravel tits
gravel tits by GorillaSalad November 18, 2023

gravel tits 

A girl who gets blacked out drunk on vodka Redbull and then goes back to a dudes trailer and pukes all over his bed after sloppy first date sex. To top it off, she wakes up naked face down outside the trailer in the gravel.
You think you had a bad first date? Nothing compares to ole gravel tits
gravel tits by GorillaSalad November 18, 2023

the ostrich

the act of shoving your chicks head into the hole of a Honey Bucket and then taking her from behind. Door must be open for public viewing.
I took my gal to the county fair. We had corn dogs, rode the tilt a whirl, and I gave her the ostrich for dessert.
the ostrich by GorillaSalad July 23, 2023

Bobbi Jean 

A term given for the mandatory act of fucking your woman the morning after drunk fucking her the night before.
If he wants breakfast on Sunday, he'll give me a proper Bobbi Jean.
Bobbi Jean by GorillaSalad March 18, 2021