A Phong or Thanaphong is a person that likes to gather large groups in a so callaed "hangout". Hangouts are rather quite unsucsessfull. He tries to lure people to his hangouts by tempting them with promesses of "ledlampor" and "alcohol".
ThanaPhong
-Oh no look in the group chatt
-Phongs is trying to creat a hangout again
Carl: So, my doctor said I have... wait, what's that word again... Oh no!
Gabriel: Calm down, maybe thavaphobia is what you're looking for?
Carl: No no, it's too informal...