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Humam is a species of rat that likes living in bushes and dark corners. It's a product of incest. When a humama and a Hupapa meet and smach, a humam will pop out of the humama in 9 months. The humams use ståndbyxor to try to impress and trick females into thinking that his micropenis is bigger then it is. Avrage size is about 3cm and 1,5 in thickness. Some males may even have a penis pointing inwards, called inverted penis. The humams diet consists of humus and goat milk. It's natural enemies are Victorosauros and Gaithorexus. The humam only lives for about 20 years because of it's deasises and natural enemies. The speices is almost completly wipped out cause of their bad attributes and lack of adaptebility. The only living one is located in Sweden.
"Man you are looking like a rat"
"Still better then looking like a humam"

"Aw man my dick is so small, it's only 4cm"
"No bro, see it from the bright side. It's still better then humams"
by BigMamaInThaHouse April 13, 2022
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A Phong or Thanaphong is a person that likes to gather large groups in a so callaed "hangout". Hangouts are rather quite unsucsessfull. He tries to lure people to his hangouts by tempting them with promesses of "ledlampor" and "alcohol".
ThanaPhong
-Oh no look in the group chatt
-Phongs is trying to creat a hangout again
by BigMamaInThaHouse April 13, 2022
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Humam Falyoun cousin. Flew one of the planes into the world trade center. Small pp runs in the family. Got every sexuall disease from A-Z cause he was fucking his pet goat. Humam Falyoun 17 old in Nybro Sweden is his only living remaining relative. Rumors says that the bloodline is of incest, but it´s safe to say that he´s kinda retarded.
Hey man, do you know who the 9/11 terrorists where?
i only know one of them "ABUL QAQA"

Do you know Humams cousin? Yes isn´t it Abul Qaqa?
by BigMamaInThaHouse April 13, 2022
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