Thatswhyi
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Thatswhyi by Wagwanman76 April 20, 2021
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Thatswhatshesaidism
At a hardware store. Woman speaking to employee:
She: "The pole I have doesn't fit in the opening tight enough. Do you carry one that's a little fatter that will fit more snugly?"
Employee's thought bubble: "This is a PERFECT thatswhatshesaidism. But I might get fired. I better not. Ah, screw it, I can't help myself."
Employee's response: "That's what SHE said!"
She: "Manager! Get the manager right now! Who do you work under? I need him right now!"
Employee's response: "That's what SHE said!"
She: "The pole I have doesn't fit in the opening tight enough. Do you carry one that's a little fatter that will fit more snugly?"
Employee's thought bubble: "This is a PERFECT thatswhatshesaidism. But I might get fired. I better not. Ah, screw it, I can't help myself."
Employee's response: "That's what SHE said!"
She: "Manager! Get the manager right now! Who do you work under? I need him right now!"
Employee's response: "That's what SHE said!"
Thatswhatshesaidism by Bob & Mike March 10, 2011
Related Words
Thatswhyi • I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man • That's why it's wrong • The boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time • That's why • THATS WHY YOUR SINGLE • Because screw you, that's why • because vodka, that's why • Fuck you, that's why • That's why we can't have nice things
ThasWhaImTalkinBout
ThasWhaImTalkinBout by max powers March 22, 2003
thatswhatshesaidism
A nearly uncontrollable urge to deliver "that's what she said" joke in any conversation possible.
The first one observed to have this urge was a character named Michael Gary Scott from American TV series - The Office.
The first one observed to have this urge was a character named Michael Gary Scott from American TV series - The Office.
Person 1: You are both gonna enjoy it.
Person 2 (demonstrating thatswhatshesaidism): That's what she said!
Person 2 (demonstrating thatswhatshesaidism): That's what she said!
thatswhatshesaidism by abhistark7 December 28, 2021
Thatswhatshesaid!
A band from Centreville Virginia that plays punk rock, acoustic, and pop rock. The band consists of Nick Cabrejos (Lead Vocals, Guitar), Arturo O'Brian (Rhythm Guitar), Vito Costa (Bass), April Lee (Drums, 2nd Vocals), and Anthony Schnetzler (Lead Guitar)
A) Dude did you go to the show last night?"
B) "No, I was at work, who played?"
A) "This cool awesome new band from centreville virginia called Thatswhatshesaid!"
B) "OMG i heard they are awesome! I can't believe i missed their show!"
B) "No, I was at work, who played?"
A) "This cool awesome new band from centreville virginia called Thatswhatshesaid!"
B) "OMG i heard they are awesome! I can't believe i missed their show!"
Thatswhatshesaid! by Mr. O'Brian April 5, 2010
Thatswhatshesaid
Thatswhatshesaid by The phat raisin May 29, 2019
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