That's your mom
Tom:"You need a shower you smell like a steaming heap of quivering cunt yeast!" Bob:"Oh yeah well.... That's your mom!"
That's your mom by ursquishy April 27, 2011
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That's what your mom said
A clever combination of "that's what she said" and "your mom!". It was created to avoid the argument that "that's what she said" creates confusion because "she" is nobody while adding the punch of "your mom" jokes to it.
The phrase "last night" may be added to the end if extra pwnage is needed.
The phrase "last night" may be added to the end if extra pwnage is needed.
Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said!"
Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said last night!"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said!"
Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said last night!"
That's what your mom said by Nikki Duff August 26, 2008
Related Words
That's your mom • That's what your mom said • thats what your mom said when you were born • That's Not What Your Mom Said in Bed Last Night • That's not what your mom said last night • thats not what your mom told me last night • thats not what your momma said last night • that's your cue to leave • That's your house • That's your issue bitch.
that's what your mom said
A mix of that's what she said and your mom.
Basically means the same thing as that's what she said, except you use your mom instead.
Basically means the same thing as that's what she said, except you use your mom instead.
Bob: Damn, that was hard!
Joe: That's what your mom said!
Steve: I need a hard surface...
Jill: That's what your mom said!
Joe: That's what your mom said!
Steve: I need a hard surface...
Jill: That's what your mom said!
that's what your mom said by stellar angel kitty rawr x3 September 26, 2008
That's what your mom said when you were born
That's what your mom said when you were born by maxico February 7, 2020
That's not what your mom said last night
Just about. The greatest comeback to anything. Used mainly when talking about the size of genitals, but can apply to anything else.
Person A - Hey look at our science. That's bigger than yours!
Person B - That's not what your mom said last night!
Person C - Oh BURN.
Person B - That's not what your mom said last night!
Person C - Oh BURN.
That's not what your mom said last night by More Awesome Than Thou November 13, 2005
That's Not What Your Mom Said in Bed Last Night
A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."
Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.
That's Not What Your Mom Said in Bed Last Night by jazmine1 April 19, 2018
thats what your mom said when you were born
guy 1: your stupid
guy 2: thats what your mom said when you were born
(your mom said you were stupid when you were born, get it?)
guy 2: thats what your mom said when you were born
(your mom said you were stupid when you were born, get it?)
thats what your mom said when you were born by qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnnm December 4, 2010
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