That's What I Said

Used as a substitute for that's what she said/that's what he said in certain instances:

1. You are alone, talking to yourself, and realize no one else is around to say "that's what s/he said" but it's such a good one you can't pass it up.

2. You are trying to seriously flirt and the other person is trying to be respectful/appropriate/otherwise no fun.

3. You are making fun of your own whorish tendencies to cheer someone up.

1. Having just returned from a great workout you proclaim to yourself, "That was long, rough, and I will probably be sore tomorrow but it was worth it!"
After realizing no one is around to take advantage of this opportunity, you can't help but hesitantly say, "That's what I said...?"

2. Person A making appropriate conversation about something: "It's pretty hard but I like a challenge."
Person B in overly sexual tone: "That's what I said."

3. Someone in your group of close friends is in some real trouble and exclaims: "Fuck me!"
You: "That's what I said!"
Your friend: "Hahaha, that is a true story you ARE slutty...laughing makes me feel so much better about how screwed I am!"

That's What I Said by jordanlnk June 11, 2009

that's what i said

A phrase that is used when someone hears you wrong and tries to correct you by saying what you originally said.

Tom: I went to the movies the other day.
Jim: You mean you WENT to the movies.
Tom: THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!!

that's what i said by some_guy1829374 March 6, 2008

That's what I said last Monday 

A prickish statement brimming with undertones of adoration, playfulness and belonging often used in lieu of the longer and more appropriate: "That's what I so poorly tried to explain last Monday, but failed at when I got caught up in your smile. I am so impressed that you came to the same conclusion, if only you could see my smile instead of hearing the mumble of my foot in my mouth."

Her: *Heartfelt sentiment*

Him: "That's what I said last Monday"

<Mood is killed>

Her: "Who says that?"

That's what I said last Monday by WhoIsthisIs November 2, 2009

that's what i said to she 

The opposite of that's what she said. Better than saying that's what he said because if your a guy that sounds kinda gay.

"I'm about to put it in there"

"That's what I said to she"

that's what i said to she by Chronic the Hedgehog92 April 6, 2009

That's what Shi'i said 

The Muslim variation of the phrase "that's what she said". It is used as a joke when someone accidently uses a sexually suggestive phrase. This is, of course, ironic, seeing as a devoted Muslim wouldn't use a phrase like "that's what shi'i said" anyway.

Abdul: That thing is huge!
Achmed: That's what shi'i said!

Abdul: Last night was awesome.
Achmed: That's what shi'i said!

That's what Shi'i said by RammerJammer95 May 2, 2010

thats what I said 

Phrase added after a comment to make something completely unsexual sound sexual and usually humerus. Derived from the phrase "thats what she said" and works similar.

"once I finish up with him, I'll get started on you"
"thats what I said"

thats what I said by ambercake April 4, 2009