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thanks I guess 

when you want to thank someone but you don't know
fred: you're not worthless
me:thanks I guess
thanks I guess by Hussain3id32 January 2, 2021

thanks...i guess 

When you thank someone for something but want so be quirky and relatable at the same time (but failing at it)

Or when you thank someone for something and want to make fun of Emma Chamberlain {Youtuber} (and/or her speech at the streamy awards 2018) at the same time (and not failing at it)
A: Here is your birthday present
B: ThAnkS...i guEsS
thanks...i guess by mynameisisi November 10, 2018

wow thanks i'm cured 

A sarcastic phrase used after receiving inappropriate or over-simplified health advice. Also a large community of internet trolls who shoot down any and all health advice that doesn't include a psychiatrist or a pill, and worship big pharma with outdated psychiatric models of "chemical imbalances".
Motivational poster: Exercise can help make people happy!

Troll: Oh really? Just exercise? That's all I need to do for my serious clinical depression? Why didn't I think of that? Wow thanks I'm cured!! Why don't I just throw away my Prozac pills and see how much serotinin I get from a fucking nature walk.
wow thanks i'm cured by Tesseramous February 14, 2020

I'm alright thanks, you?

Biggin'it up westside home boy. You cool for some gangbanging and drive-bys in my pimped ride?
Someone asks 'How u Doing homie?' You reply:
Biggin'it up westside home boy. You cool for some gangbanging and drive-bys in my pimped ride?

Ï äm̈ ök̈ ẗḧän̈k̈s̈ f̈ör̈ äs̈k̈ïn̈g̈ 

When you love umlauts so much you want to put it on everything.
So how are you? "Ï äm̈ ök̈ ẗḧän̈k̈s̈ f̈ör̈ äs̈k̈ïn̈g̈"

thanks, i hate it

A phase you will often find in the comment section of a shitpost.
"Hey Greg! I photo shopped llama's head on to Bob's head!"
"Thanks, I hate it."
thanks, i hate it by UnicornsKill August 10, 2018
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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