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Childhood nickname Jason Stiles has for Lorelai Gilmore on the Popular TV Show "Gilmore Girls"
Lorelai: "DIGGER!"
Jason: "UMLAUTS!"
Lorelai: "I can not belive you just called me Umlauts!"
Umlauts by Lauren Parks March 17, 2008
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The nickname Jason Stiles has for Lorelai Gilmore. An umlaut looks like ( ¨ ). Since the two dots look like nipples, he calls her that to reference an incident they mentioned earlier, when Lorelai's nipples were visible under her wet T-shirt.
Lorelai: "Digger!"
Jason: "Umlauts!"
Lorelai: "I can't believe you just called me Umlauts."
Umlauts by afairysecret October 20, 2020

Dot all the Umlauts 

The German version of "Dot all the I's and cross all the T's." To make sure something is done in the proper manner, without even a minor or technical error.
During John Demjanjuk's trial for his infamous WWII-era war crimes, the prosecuting attorney had to make sure to dot all the umlauts in every motion he made before the court.

Umlaut
"Umlaut" (m.), noun

The German alphabet consists of 26 characters plus 3 umlauts: ä, ö and ü.
The two dots above the letters do NOT indicate an accentuation or emphasis of the syllable (as for instance accent-bearing letters in Spanish or French). Umlauts are used as independent characters in the German language.

Whenever the use of umlauts is not possible (e.g. for technical reasons, in email addresses or names of websites), umlauts are indicated by the following combinations:
“ae” = ä, “oe”= ö, “ue” = ü.

Note:
some proper names contain the converted form of umlauts
(e.g. the author is spelled Goethe NOT Göthe)!

Pronunciation:
The letter ä is pronounced like the a in “apple”.
The sound of the letter ö is similar to the sound in “earn” or “bird”.
The letter ü is the most difficult for those who are learning German. It is the same sound as the u in the French words “musique”, “chaussure”, “rue”, ... etc.
Umlauts are used in all types of word categories: nouns (not only, but often in the plural form), verbs, adjectives, adverbs, prefixes and prepositions.

Ä: Äpfel, Hände, wärmen
Ö: Löwe, Köln, mögen,
Ü: Küsse, Frühling, wünschen
umlaut by jazzmine1220 December 30, 2008
This thing (¨)
umlaut by nipplemeistwer October 18, 2003

ümläüt 

Thë twö lïttlë döts äbövë lëttërs. Öftën föünd ïn Gërmänïc längüägës änd mëtäl bänd nämës.
Përsön Ä: Ïs "Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän" spëllëd wïth ör wïthöüt än ümläüt?
Përsön B: Ÿëäh, prëttÿ sürë ït's göt önë sömëwhërë.
ümläüt by wil0094 October 1, 2019
Visible nipples under thin clothing.

"Whoa, did you dig that girl? Total umlauts, man!"
"Whoa, did you see that girl? Total umlauts, man!"
umlaut by Jeni L September 5, 2016
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