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thaddeaus 

Thaddeaus is a total bro. He is intellectual, good-looking, a bit awkward at first but a crazy good guy. Has a MASSIVE SCHNOBLONGER. Pretty chill bro. ADVENTURE TIME.
"Dude, that guy is kinda weird?"
"Yeah, but once you get to know him he is like, the chillest bro EVAR."
"Dude, he's a total Thaddeaus..."
thaddeaus by Prince Monochromicorn December 5, 2013
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The most amazing person you will ever have the luck in meeting. A THADDAEUS IS A RAINBOW UNICORN OF AWESOMENESS.
Thaddaeus is so goddamn gorgeous that everyone in a 20 mile zone will be pining after them. They particularly have the most amazing eyes known to human kind, as well as the best bums ever. They are irresistible and sexy and will make you want to just kiss them all over whenever you're near to a Thaddaeus.
Being near a Thaddaeus will make you feel like the best human being ever. A Thaddaeus has the power to lighten up your whole world just by being there for you.

If a Thaddaeus has a girlfriend, she will be the luckiest girlfriend on the face of the Earth and she will know it- he will be her Saviour and Hero and make her feel happy when sometimes she finds it hard to be.
More importantly, a Thaddaeus is a person who can and will change the world if they believe in themselves. They don't understand the amazing effect they have on everyone who knows them, and yet still goes about being the most amazing person ever.
Thaddaeus is an awesome person
Thaddaeus by Hi I am nice February 4, 2020

Thaddeus 

A strong, confident, sexy, athletic man. Can learn to do anything, usually takes a leader role, and is very independent. Although he is tough outside, still quite a softy inside, funny and quite a charmer. He knows how to take care of his girl and makes her very happy. All the girls want him but he stays faithful to his girl. Has an amazing butt....and gorgeous hair.
-who is that sexy man?
- Thaddeus
-dangggg. even his name is sexy.
Thaddeus by ninjaSteph March 8, 2011

sag taddies 

sometimes referred to as "nasty titty." extremely unattractive breasts. usually characterized by nipples which point down or sideways. may also have extreme wrinkling or other disturbing qualities. Such characteristics have been known to hide on otherwise regular subjects, frightening the unsuspecting.
she looked ok, but friend said that once the shirt came off it was sag taddies all the way
sag taddies by evilgenimus August 19, 2003

Thaddeus 

Thaddeus is a guardian. He makes everyone feel safe. He is powerful and strong in mind and body. He is the night watcher of all fairies. You will feel safe when in his arms. There is a seductive look in his eyes when you catch his stair in the street. Any woman is lucky when that meet a Thaddeus
Thaddeus blew me kisses As I passed him on the sidewalk and that’s when I knew He could have me in the sheets
Thaddeus by Fritzy4u November 8, 2019

Thaddeus Peutersdhmidt 

0/10 On the beta scale.
Motherfucking Pussy Magnet.
#ThadStatus.
It's Thaddeus Peutersdhmidt, Bitch!