textjack

A textjacking is the random response you send to a text message from a wrong number to highjack the conversation.

Wrong number: "where r u?"

Textjack: "can't talk now, the fire has gotten out of control!"

Wrong number: "wut fire?"

Textjack: "oh no....my wii is now very angry!!!"

by acenlaurarafferty November 15, 2010

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Textjaculation

Sending a text before you have finished due to excitement, distraction, dangerous texting speeds.

"Oh Damn! I just had another textjaculation!"
"What?"
"I sent that text before finishing the directions to the Apple store in Portland, Oregon."

by Jaegermeister101 April 15, 2010

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textjacking

Textjacking is when you receive a text message from a wrong number and you send a random response to highjack the conversation.

Wrong number: "its lexy. where r u?"

Textjacking: "the border patrol is searching the car!! i think they r gonna find it!"

Wrong number: "find wut? who is this?"

Textjacking: "3lb just like they wanted. think im good, they dont even have a dog lol."

by acenlaurarafferty November 7, 2010

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Premature Textjaculation

Sending a text before typing anything into the message due to distraction, excitement, dangerous texting speeds, or a faulty phone.

"My boyfriend has premature textjaculation"
"What do you mean?"
"Every time we're getting real edgy he sends off texts with nothing in them."

by Roflcopter321 April 17, 2010

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Textjeck

Textjecking is where a group of girls from your school text each other the night before the next day and choose what thhey are all going to wear the next day so they all have basically the same outfit. But while they do this they put their phone on vibrate then shove it up their vagtastic voyage and wait for their friend to text back. Then they take it out text back then put it back in. Then REPEAT.

Girl 1: Hey what do you think we sould wear tomorrow?
(shoves it up her vag)

girl 2:(takes it out of her vag)I was thinking leggings with a pink thong and holister shirt. (put its it back in her vag)

girl 1: (takes it out of her vag again) that sounds sexy. i think that wud be cool. omg im soooooo textjecking right now lol. (once again shoves it up her vag)

Girl 2: (takes it out of her vag)ohkay then thats wat we're gonna wear then.
omg so am i just cummed lol. (puts it back in for more)

by Russell Harmon February 14, 2009

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