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Textdated 

Keeping someone updated about situations or events by texting often.
"I'm busy all day today, but I'll keep you textdated on what I'm doing and where I am."
Textdated by DrWro May 14, 2013

textmate 

Used N(Textmate)2or more person sharing, exchanging & forwaring SMS on a continues spand of time.Used as ADJ.2or more persons sharing, exchanging and forwarding Intimate SMS on a continues time frame.
As a Noun:

Cris and I are textmate since June. We offten exchange inspirational messages to each.

As an Adjective:

Cris said I love you thru text even we haven't met. He is just my textmate
textmate by kukie August 19, 2006

textmated 

When a computer application has not received any useful update in many years and the users start to migrate to competing software not because they are necessarily better, but because they have regular updates.

Background:
The popular Mac text editor TextMate has not had any useful update in over 4 years. Leading to many TextMate users leaving for alternative text editors.
Tiz: "QuickSilver is quickly becoming textmated."
Miz: "Yeah, I textmated to LaunchBar last month. I wish they had a picture based UI like QuickSilver."

Bounce: "I textmated to BBEdit last week, it's going to take awhile to get used to, but at least I know there are going to be regular updates."
textmated by vinnyrose August 13, 2011

textmate 

n. condition or situation where after texting another for hours and all topics have been thoroughly explored, no further texts, acronyms, emoticons, etc. are possible.

After text partner divulges unimaginable news to which one cannot respond. Akin to checkmate in chess.
I texted Matt for six hours last night, til we had nothing left to say. I was like textmate! I'm going to bed.
textmate by kk shuffle December 30, 2012
to say or read (something) aloud for another person to text to someone.
My wife was driving, so she would textate to me what she wanted sent.
Textate by hawkerpilot July 1, 2009

Textatery 

The person sending a text on behalf of someone else.
Since, in California, it is illegal to send text messages while driving, you need a Textatery. It is kind of like a secretary who takes dictation, except they send texts.

Example: While I was driving home I needed to send a text, so I had to dictate the message to my Textetary.
Textatery by jdtam September 1, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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