Texia 

Texia is a very horny place. Only nice formed women are there and have together fun. Especially it's for VIPs only.

Pls cum to texia - it's a place for every hot girl.

Let's have hot texia summer.

My dick is so horny in texia
My boobs are nice in texia
Everyone is beautiful in texia

Texia by Rexiaistexia June 28, 2021

Texia 

It's a wonderful place where only hot women exist.

They've got so nice boobs and ass and I want so slap on it.
10/10 I would like to fuck in Texia.

Pls cum visit me

My dick is Big in texia
My hoes are in texia

Texia by Rexiaistexia June 29, 2021

texas bug fucker 

An errant golf shot that fails to go airborne but skips very fast along the ground, never going higher than a foot or two. So fast, in fact, that the golf ball is figuratively fucking a bug. Called a Texas Bug Fucker by Texas golfers, and really by golfers everywhere.

Charlie topped the golf ball off the tea and it skittered so fast that it burned a path down the fairway. It was a real Texas Bug Fucker.

texas bug fucker by WordMan1965 April 29, 2014

King Ranch, Texas 

The Largest ranch in the USA, having 600,000 acres. It's a tourist attraction as well as a working ranch. Spectacular to see!

My neighbor took me to see King Ranch, Texas & I was simply Astounded!

King Ranch, Texas by Starchylde May 28, 2016

Texas Tyrant 

Any number of Texas politicians who support radical, oppressive, or authoritarian government policies

Texas Tyrants typically support things like the Patriot Act, corporate power, and the war on women, while opposing healthcare, the environment, workers rights, gay rights etc.

Some examples of Texas Tyrants:
George W Bush
Rick Perry
Ted Cruz
Tom DeLay

Texas Tyrant by Real_American March 29, 2015

Texas Smokehouse 

When you have a drag from a smoke or a go at the bong, you then blow it into a woman's vagina, you can also have the option to inhale it back out.

"Woah, man, did you hear about Jessica? Dave tried the Texas Smokehouse on her and she's in hospital!"

Texas Smokehouse by Lord Bill The Janitor January 26, 2016

Texas Wiz Kid 

A person who urinates as hard as possible in a public restroom in order to trick people into thinking that their dick is big.

Steven: Did you hear Jared peeing this morning? So loud. He must have a monster dong.
Mitch: Naw man. It's a trick. He's nothing but a Texas Wiz Kid.

Texas Wiz Kid by Ode Sauce March 3, 2017