texlexia 

Drunk dsylexic texting
The inablility to spell words correctly in a text message usually as a result of intoxication or stupidity

While i was drinking i was texting and my jumbled words showed signs of texlexia

texlexia by Tanisha Long June 16, 2008

Textlexia 

1: The accidental use of "text language" when writing manually, or composing a formal e-mail
2: the inability to spell words correctly when first learning to use T9 predictive text or other predictive texting modes.

Definition One:

Doctor to patient:
Dear patient,
Just a friendly remindr. Please be sure 2 take 50mg of the medication I prescribed to you w/ plenty of water.
Sincerely, Doc

Definition Two:

Sender: "Hi, how's evrythg going?"
Reciever: "What's 'evrythg' mean?"
Sender: "Sorry, I have a mild case of textlexia."

Textlexia by Lee Brody March 6, 2009

Textlexia 

A person who has severe trouble remembering other people's names and is a terrible speller when texting. Similar to Dyslexia.

John:(texting) "hey whats up?"
Larry:(also texting) "nb Mike. hgt?
John: "you must have textlexia."

Textlexia by laxislife19 April 16, 2009

textlexia 

An inability to compose an interpretable text message due to outside pressures or emotional constraints.

"Man, sorry about that. My textlexia's flared up "

textlexia by sparksneon January 7, 2007

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019