Definitions by sparksneon

peep sheath 

Sunglasses or any other eye wear.

"I lost my peep sheath again"

peep sheath by sparksneon January 14, 2007

Wreckcreation 

Investing one's spare time in the pursuit of dipsomania and recreational drug use.

"You up for some wreckcreation this weekend"

Wreckcreation by sparksneon January 14, 2007

glamour goggles 

Large, 70's inspired tinted glasses for men and women that have become ubiquitous in naughties popular culture.

"If I see one more person wearing glamour goggles i'm going to inflict some random soft tissue damage".

glamour goggles by sparksneon January 14, 2007

textlexia 

An inability to compose an interpretable text message due to outside pressures or emotional constraints.

"Man, sorry about that. My textlexia's flared up "

textlexia by sparksneon January 7, 2007

hank

A hangover wank. The continued form of male self abuse after awaking from an evening of alcoholic indulgence

"Wow, I just had the best hank in years and my head ache is completely gone"

hank by sparksneon January 7, 2007