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Tewkesbury 

A shit town in Gloucestershire that nobody likes because it’s full of old people and perves. There’s nothing to do apart from go behind Morrison’s and do drugs or have a sesh in the vineyards. Some of the girls are fit but the rest are slags. The boys there aren’t exactly that good looking. Most people are pretty much snakes. Northway is the one place to avoid that’s why it’s at the bottom of Tewkesbury.
Girl 1: I live in the worst part of Gloucester

Boy 1: must be Tewkesbury
Tewkesbury by Glosratings October 5, 2019
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Tewkesbury 

An absolute shithole. Everyone are snakes but there are so peng as gals and lads. Everyone just hangs outside Morrison’s and does drugs
I’m going tewkesbury tonight

Ew

South Tewksbury 

South Tewksbury also known as the "south side" or "Southie" is the most dangerous section of Tewksbury, Massachusetts. Gangs, crackheads, and homeless people are very prevelent on this side of the river (shawsheen river). The largest ethnic group in South Tewksbury is the Irish followed by the Italians. Multiple gangs claim South Tewksbury as their turf SSD (South Side Demons), TRG (tiny Rascal Gang), and multiple Neo Nazi Skin head gangs. Some people say that South Tewksbury stretches from Shawsheen St, all the way to the boarder of Wilmington. Others say that you can tell that your in South Tewksbury if you look to your right and you see a drug dealer and to your left and you see an abandoned building with gang graffiti on the side. South Tewksbury is one big slum.
Hey lets just cut through South Tewksbury its faster that way.
haha Yeah , good joke but ill keep my car, and my life.
South Tewksbury by South T-bury April 17, 2010

South Tewksbury 

South side of Tewksbury MA, a shitty, poor place where the "SSD" kids chill, get drunk, smoke weed and fight anyone who fucks with them, There are tons of South Tewksbury or "ST" kids in this town. You can get pretty much any drug in the south side. South Tewksbury is mostly Irish and Italian hood ratz who treat their neighborhood like shit. Many people of the age 13+, are drug dealers, and related with criminal activity. South Tewksbury kids hate Wamesit and North side kids (other parts of Tewksbury ) there have been many many fights, stabbings, many robberies( vehicle, store, home, ect.),stolen cars, taggings from local vandals all over the area, drug related crimes, people gang jumped over drug deals,people getting mugged, lots of rape or sex offenders, all through this area of town. All Tewksbury residence, would say South Tewksbury is the worst part of town, based on high crime rates, strong drug content, and vioence.
runnin from the popo (police), bangin for their turf, late night hunting, putting in work.

South side kids all do these things in south tewksbury

Tewksbury 

A small suburb about 30 minutes from Boston.By far the gayest city in Massachusetts. Tewksbury borders Lowell, Billerica, Andover, and Wilmington.Market Basket is the only grocery store. The only schools here are shitty ones and arent acreddited. The town wastes its money on pointless things like watering a feild where nothing grows and building a humungous senior center. There are Dunkin Donuts pretty much on every street. The number of dance studios is ridiculous. If you are a teenager in Tewksbury, you are either a pothead, a wigger, or a prep. Tewksbury is also referred to as "T-bury". Our streets are under construction everyday. No streets are paved. The only establishments in this town are restaurants.Plan on entertaining yourself. I would give a longer defenition if this town was slightly interesting.
A few things you may hear in Tewksbury:

-I went to Mahket Basket next to lowell yestahday and saw Lindah from dunkin dohnuts.

-Whens the next town meeting?

-I cant buhleev im wastin' my tax dollahs.

-When are they gonna put sourage in our paht of town?
Tewksbury by roflroflrofl November 6, 2006

Tewksbury 

Tewksbury, also known as T-bury or The Dirty Bury is a shitty suburb just outside of Boston.Tewksbury is known as one of the biggest drug towns in all of the Lowell area. Tewksbury is almost completely white people. The largest ethnic group in Tewksbury is the Irish followed by the Italians. It is within 15 minutes of some of the Largest Citys in New England, Boston, Lowell Ma, Lawrence Ma, and Nashua NH. Gang members are mostly kids who have moved to Tewksbury from the city. As there is a growing amount of people moving to Tewksbury from the ghettos of Lowell and Boston. Gangs present in Tewksbury are the Tiny Raskal Gang (TRG), Brown Mafia, multiple skinhead gangs, and of course the most notorious gang South Side Demons (SSD) they claim south Tewksbury as their turf. Tewksbury is a fast growing city of just over 31,000. The only nice section of Tewksbury is up at the tip of north Tewksbury. Tewksbury kids will often be smoking pot in a parking lot or behind an abandoned building, jumping other kids at livingston, breaking into cars, or buying weapons from dealers around town. The motel Caswell in Tewksbury is presently under investigation and is being shut down by the FEDERAL government due to 35 police reported drug and 15 prostitution crimes occuring there in the past 3 years and a working meth lab discovered in 2007 there. all of Tewksbury is a dump and id advise not to move there or even pass through there
on April 11, 2010 there was a gang related shooting outside the IHop restaurant in Tewksbury's Wamesit section.
Tewksbury by The Dirty Bury April 12, 2010

Tewksbury 

A shitty town in Massachusetts. The people constantly fill up the churches, newspapers, and stores of other towns such as Wilmington with their filthy selves. Most citizens grow up to be criminals or give birth before high school graduation and live in shitty houses in Tewksbury.

Since real estate is so high in Massachusetts, a 1 floor, 1 toilet, 4 wall house in Tewksbury costs at least 350k even though its not good enough for a homeless man.

If you ever get a blowjob from someone in Tewksbury, make sure to cum in their face and eyes and then slap and knee them repeatedly. But beware of STDs..you are bound to catch one from a Tewksbury resident.

Beware of thugs and wiggers too.
Joe: Wow, I wish a tornado would sweep through and kill everyone here.

Steve: Hey did you read the paper this morning?
Bob: No, its filled with all tewksbury news anyway.
Steve: I know, I couldn't even read about the big town fair next week since more than 5 kids in tewksbury graduated high school this year.

Harry: If there is ever a poison gas leak that infects the air, lets hope it hits tewksbury.
Tewksbury by sallyboy69 May 1, 2009
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