tevez is safe as fuck
by clart face April 27, 2006
Despite being in an excellent position of wealth and stature, refusing to do contracted work at the most basic level. 'Pulling a Tevez'
Boss: Hey can you start work for me now please?
Employee: How about No.
Boss: Don't you go pulling a Tevez on me bitch.
Employee: How about No.
Boss: Don't you go pulling a Tevez on me bitch.
by AngryMancini September 28, 2011
Teveze is a nice and caring person. He will always take care of you no matter what and be there for you. He is dedicated in the things he does and once he puts his mind to it, he does it even if it take long. He has lots of friends and will take call you to make sure you are good. He tries to understand you and put up with you. If you've meet a Teveze you are in luck. He may get you upset but will always resolve the problem. Treat a Teveze good or you will regret loosing a caring friend.
by Anonymous C-ya November 24, 2021
The ill-adviced actions of moaning, grumbling and being a prize twat because of the misconception that the sun shines out of one's posterior. Derived from the noun Tevez meaning Ugly Argentine Gorilla with a Shit Beard.
by hanim September 29, 2011
goal celebration which immitates stirring a large cauldron whilst dancing invented by the Argentinian and Manchester City footballer Carlos Tevez.
by REL74 February 12, 2010
A very good Argentinian player, that played for Manchester United, and now plays for Manchester City. Many United supporters hate him because he left Man Utd and went to their rival team Man City. You can actually hear supporters anger when Manchester United and City meet, being booed almost every time he touches the ball
Goooool Carlos Tevez!
by danylyon February 13, 2011
Aww man, Carlos Tevez played so well today, but those germans assholes won anyway. They bought the fucking referee!. Where is the justice man?
by pablosky31 July 1, 2006