tevez 

the best footballer in the world. absolute argentinian legend

tevez is safe as fuck

tevez by clart face May 10, 2006

Tevez 

Despite being in an excellent position of wealth and stature, refusing to do contracted work at the most basic level. 'Pulling a Tevez'

Boss: Hey can you start work for me now please?
Employee: How about No.
Boss: Don't you go pulling a Tevez on me bitch.

Tevez by AngryMancini September 28, 2011

Doing the Tevez 

goal celebration which immitates stirring a large cauldron whilst dancing invented by the Argentinian and Manchester City footballer Carlos Tevez.

When you score and do the celebration you are "doing the Tevez"

Doing the Tevez by REL74 February 12, 2010

Carlos Tevez 

A very good Argentinian player, that played for Manchester United, and now plays for Manchester City. Many United supporters hate him because he left Man Utd and went to their rival team Man City. You can actually hear supporters anger when Manchester United and City meet, being booed almost every time he touches the ball

Goooool Carlos Tevez!

Carlos Tevez by danylyon March 1, 2011

carlos tevez 

Best argentinian football player nowadays. Even better than that thick fuck of Lionel Messi

Aww man, Carlos Tevez played so well today, but those germans assholes won anyway. They bought the fucking referee!. Where is the justice man?

carlos tevez by pablosky31 July 1, 2006

Pulling a Tevez 

The act of not even bothering to throw a sickie. You just slouch into work and sit there, refusing to do anything

I did a pulling a Tevez at work today... I get paid £250,000 a week and I just sat there, told the manager to fuck off when he asked me to work!

Pulling a Tevez by GI Jimmy Yo September 28, 2011

terezie 

The most beautiful human being, inside and out. Beauty that is exotic and breathtakingly stunning. There is not a single person that does not get along with her. To know her is to love her.

Has an intoxicating laugh and smile. You only ever want to see her happy. For when she is happy, you are. When she is upset, as are you.

Needs protection, although pretends to be strong, not needing anyone. Craves more affection than one person can give. Is extremely sensitive, and always willing to go to the moon and back to make anyone happy.

Has the most gorgeous lips and eyes you'll ever come across. The silkiest, softest, wavy hair.

Perfection. Never give up a chance to be near her. It'll make your life.

BEST FRIEND YOU COULD EVER ASK FOR.

Every guy wants to be with her, although she is confusing. Takes a while to get close to her, but so worth it. You'll never regret you did.

"man, I've never met a girl like Terezie before. She's something else, so amazing"

"that girl is a total Terezie, I think I'm gonna ask her hot ass out."
#beautiful #perfect #good person #amazing #greatest friend

terezie by hoemicidal December 27, 2016