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Definitions by REL74

When one's penis is not quite a semi, and not quite flacid. A bit in between!!
Dave - I've got a quarti!!!
Donna - What's that?
Dave - I've not got quite a semi on, but its not dead limp either!!
Donna - Aah a quarti.....good call!
Quarti by REL74 April 20, 2010

throat and boat 

When one is being given deep throat (hence throat) and at the point of ejaculation unleashes his gear all over the recipients face (cockney rhyming slang for face is boat race). Thus resulting in a bit of throat and boat.
Lee: I copped for some dirty bird last night!!
Ian: Did you get a shag?
Lee: No, but I got a bit of throat and boat...which was rather pleasant!!!
Ian: The dirty bitch!!!
throat and boat by REL74 February 26, 2010
alternative word for weed, marajuana etc.
Kev - I'll come to yours tonight mate.
Lee - Nice one, have you got any wonga?
Kev - I have!
Lee - Great I could do with a smoke or two!!
wonga by REL74 February 18, 2010

Doing the Tevez 

goal celebration which immitates stirring a large cauldron whilst dancing invented by the Argentinian and Manchester City footballer Carlos Tevez.
When you score and do the celebration you are "doing the Tevez"
Doing the Tevez by REL74 February 12, 2010

Millenium Fuel 

A "Fosk" (huge foreskin) which can be used to preserve fossill fuels. The huge foreskin or fosk, would be used instead of fossill fuel and is generally known as "millenium fuel". Originated on the beaches of Barcelona in 2007, during a climate change summit!!
Dad - My god son, that could be used as millenium Fuel!!
Son - What you trying to say Dad?
Dad - You've got a massive foreskin son!!
Millenium Fuel by REL74 February 12, 2010
To have a large shit after baking for a while in the stomach.
Ooops got to go to the toilet, i'm dying for a croinch!
Croinch by REL74 February 11, 2010
Slightly balding fake asian, that bullshits a lot, says "yes" all the time and fails to deliver!
Steve - Are you coming to the party tonight?
John - Yes!
Steve- Don't you be doing a nodders on me!!!
John - I won't!!

(John fails to turn up) John's done a nodders on us!!
Nodders by REL74 February 11, 2010