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Teveze is a nice and caring person. He will always take care of you no matter what and be there for you. He is dedicated in the things he does and once he puts his mind to it, he does it even if it take long. He has lots of friends and will take call you to make sure you are good. He tries to understand you and put up with you. If you've meet a Teveze you are in luck. He may get you upset but will always resolve the problem. Treat a Teveze good or you will regret loosing a caring friend.
Girl 1: I met a Teveze
Girl 2: Don't loose him as a friend. He's nice.
Teveze by Anonymous C-ya November 24, 2021
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boos teezee

Kiss my Ass (in the Arabic language)
That mofo asked for my number so I told him to BOOS TEEZEE
boos teezee by Rolls A Lot May 5, 2005
the best footballer in the world. absolute argentinian legend
tevez is safe as fuck
tevez by clart face May 10, 2006

Doing the Tevez 

goal celebration which immitates stirring a large cauldron whilst dancing invented by the Argentinian and Manchester City footballer Carlos Tevez.
When you score and do the celebration you are "doing the Tevez"
Doing the Tevez by REL74 February 12, 2010

Felise Tevete 

If you don't want to become greatly educated person then you are certainly most welcomed to become like Felise Tevete
You shall stop coming to school and stay at home playing the game, eating and watching Netflix just like Felise Tevete!

Or If you want to become an successful educated person like me (Douglas Kaituu) then you should start going school more often and become a scholar and a head boy like MEE!!

( just jokes lise luv u <33 )
If you don't want to become greatly educated person then you are certainly most welcomed to become like Felise Tevete
You shall stop coming to school and stay at home playing the game, eating and watching Netflix just like Felise Tevete!
Felise Tevete by idarnoyouhaha August 24, 2021

Carlos Tevez 

A very good Argentinian player, that played for Manchester United, and now plays for Manchester City. Many United supporters hate him because he left Man Utd and went to their rival team Man City. You can actually hear supporters anger when Manchester United and City meet, being booed almost every time he touches the ball
Goooool Carlos Tevez!
Carlos Tevez by danylyon March 1, 2011

carlos tevez 

Best argentinian football player nowadays. Even better than that thick fuck of Lionel Messi
Aww man, Carlos Tevez played so well today, but those germans assholes won anyway. They bought the fucking referee!. Where is the justice man?
carlos tevez by pablosky31 July 1, 2006