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tetza is god of everything. pray to him and you shall become a great unicorn and rule over your own universe when you die. as the christian god has ten commandments tetza only has 3
1.dont be a douche
2. make you pets wear a pink scarf
3. just dont do it
4.
tetza is lazy so follow him and eat bon bons while watching ghost hunters on the tele.
Tetza is god of the universe. imma unicorn.
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Tetra-shank 

tetra - A combining form or prefix signifying four</small>

Tetra-shank - to stab, or "shank", someone with four combined objects
Roy: *tetra-shank*
Ben: you just tetra-shanked me with 4 brightly colored pencils - AAAAAAAHHHHHHHhhh....

Tetra-shank by Andy the Mexican Candy February 20, 2009
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tetraethylmethane 

A chemical compound that looks like swastika when properly wound. Propper IUPAC name is 3,3-diethylpenthane.
A: Look that sign over there! Goddamn neo-nazis!
B: It is tetraethylmethane, you dumbass.
tetraethylmethane by Tibor DP November 2, 2007

Tetrapharmakos 

(τετραφάρμακος), or "the four-part cure," is the Greek philosopher Epicurus' (341 BC, Samos – 270 BC, Athens) remedy for leading the happiest possible life. The "tetrapharmakos" was originally a compound of four drugs (wax, tallow, pitch and resin); the word has been used metaphorically by Epicurus and his disciples to refer to the four remedies for healing the soul.
Tetrapharmakos, the four-part cure;

Don't fear God,
Don't worry about death;
What is good is easy to get, and
What is terrible is easy to endure

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Ἄφοβον ὁ θεός,
ἀνύποπτον ὁ θάνατος
καὶ τἀγαθὸν μὲν εὔκτητον,
τὸ δὲ δεινὸν εὐκαρτέρητον
Tetrapharmakos by khalyd September 9, 2012

Tetrahedral

An insult that has no meaning but will mentally obliterate anyone it is used against. Only use if you plan on never talking to the victim again.
Chad: "John you are such an absolute fucking tetrahedral"
John: *kills himself*
Tetrahedral by Trump gaming October 15, 2020
literal meaning is "in your ass"
Person 1 : Where is my phone ? I can't find it anywhere.
Person 2 : I know where it is.
Person 1 : Where ?
Person 2 : Fe teezak !
Fe teezak by Zoka01 June 15, 2022
A person who is either a tiny bit or to much retarded.
That tetard really was having fun throwing those sticks at the wall.
Tetard by Tardwrangler_5000 July 12, 2018
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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