tetza is god of everything. pray to him and you shall become a great unicorn and rule over your own universe when you die. as the christian god has ten commandments tetza only has 3
1.dont be a douche
2. make you pets wear a pink scarf
3. just dont do it
4.
tetza is lazy so follow him and eat bon bons while watching ghost hunters on the tele.
1.dont be a douche
2. make you pets wear a pink scarf
3. just dont do it
4.
tetza is lazy so follow him and eat bon bons while watching ghost hunters on the tele.
by Alex (evolved unicorn state of being) January 02, 2008
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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