tetons

huge love muffins on a woman. also known as big boobs.

"Look at that chicks tetons! i wanna ride my midnight express through them mountains of looove!"

by Baggot October 13, 2004

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Tetons

Like totems, but not.

The Grand Tetons, they’re like totems, but not.

by Zindibar July 14, 2018

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belle dame sans tetons

A perfectly gorgeous, yet underendowed woman. (Derived probably from Keats\'s poem, Belle Dame Sans Merci.)

Penelope was a classic belle dame sans tetons: a face like an angel turned model, but with an amazingly unremarkable figure.

by Sinner Bob April 26, 2005

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Used by lonely, horny French beaver trappers in the American frontier to descibe a. a range of large pointy, snowcapped mountains in modern day Wyoming; b. the mountains where the trappers first took a mountain goat to wife;

"Ou la la, Pierre! I am missing my girlfriend so much. Those mountains are like her Grand Tetons!"

"Ou la la, Madame Le Goat! Give me some of your Grand Tetons!"

by Don August 5, 2004

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