Testiculitis

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Another word for having blue balls.

That girl was a big time tease that when I came back home I was in pain from the testiculitis

Testiculitis by joshwua915 November 28, 2016

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Ocular Testiculitis

(n) When a standard teenage males voice cracks so hard the testicles ascend to the ocular cavities replacing the eyes.

"Hey Jimmy want to go sk...(pterodactyl noise) my balls"
"Damn that was a bad outbreak of Ocular Testiculitis"

Ocular Testiculitis by Jsenpai August 27, 2014

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testiclites

Created by Group X
1) A male's (pair of) testicles.

"When a lady, she goes to touch the testiclites, and they make a sound like thais: *PING*!"

testiclites by www.drewsportal.tk January 23, 2003

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testiculating

Waving your arms around and talking total bollocks. Ideal for use when managers/advertising types/tv producers start spiralling out of control.

Stop testiculating and give me a straight answer, if you can.

testiculating by Martin Peake May 26, 2005

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testiculation

The art of talking complete bollocks whilst waving your arms around like a madman.

Politicians regularly practise testiculation right before elections ..

testiculation by revenge_iz_sweet June 28, 2006

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Testiculitude

Having incredibly persistent swimmers.

Person A: You got her pregnant? But she was on birth control you only had oral sex, and you were the one that went down on her.

Person B: Dude, I've got testiculitude.

Testiculitude by Fat Toad January 16, 2009

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textticulitis

a speech impediment that only manifests in texts or other communication done on a mobile device. Many variances include texttitis (or a swelling of the textes); textdorhea (sloppy, foul texts), and text-ticular cancer, which is when it meth-tastesizes to other forms of written communication. Aversion therapy is usually the only thing that can be used to treat this disease.

Did you see what The Trump tweeted today? I swear, our commander-in-chief must have textticulitis, or maybe he is just discontimental, or has bad manual textdarity.

textticulitis by Fnqaz November 29, 2017

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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