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textticulitis 

a speech impediment that only manifests in texts or other communication done on a mobile device. Many variances include texttitis (or a swelling of the textes); textdorhea (sloppy, foul texts), and text-ticular cancer, which is when it meth-tastesizes to other forms of written communication. Aversion therapy is usually the only thing that can be used to treat this disease.
Did you see what The Trump tweeted today? I swear, our commander-in-chief must have textticulitis, or maybe he is just discontimental, or has bad manual textdarity.
textticulitis by Fnqaz November 29, 2017
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Ocular Testiculitis 

(n) When a standard teenage males voice cracks so hard the testicles ascend to the ocular cavities replacing the eyes.
"Hey Jimmy want to go sk...(pterodactyl noise) my balls"
"Damn that was a bad outbreak of Ocular Testiculitis"
Ocular Testiculitis by Jsenpai August 27, 2014

Testiculitis 

That girl was a big time tease that when I came back home I was in pain from the testiculitis
Testiculitis by joshwua915 November 28, 2016