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Testicularitis 

A Disease in males that stops sperm production and increases calcium in kidneys
My Nigga Has Testicularitis

Ocular Testiculitis 

(n) When a standard teenage males voice cracks so hard the testicles ascend to the ocular cavities replacing the eyes.
"Hey Jimmy want to go sk...(pterodactyl noise) my balls"
"Damn that was a bad outbreak of Ocular Testiculitis"
Ocular Testiculitis by Jsenpai August 27, 2014

Testiculitis 

Another word for having blue balls.
That girl was a big time tease that when I came back home I was in pain from the testiculitis
Testiculitis by joshwua915 November 28, 2016

testicularities

Testicular + peculiarities : cockup stuff males never admit as wrongdoing! And just go blame it on their male hormonal make-up... , y'know?

I liked that word so much, I searched my 'wordrobe' for more and here's what I found (you'll be gobshite-smacked!):
-MACHOs: males acting childish, hormonal and obnoxious!
-egotesticles: egotistical testicles! HAHA!
-testyria: testicular hysteria!
-testosterone-poisoning: an excuse whenever you miss up stuff so bad!
-MAS: male-answer syndrome, or 'manswer'... is the tendency for a male to come up fast with a random answer even if he has zip idea what's he talking about, fueled by testosterone!
Testicularities? Heh, you telling me? Blame it on the T!

testicularity 

noun
1. A man's degree of brazenness, resiliance and testicular fortitude.
2. A measure of how ballsy someone is.
3. The ability to stomach that which is unwholesome.
He was able to negotiate the car salesman's price down even lower, thanks to his brutish testicularity.

Testicularity 

n. etym. Lat. test-, c. 2008 in a USPTO Petition to Reconsider 1. Audacity, pluck. 2. Courage 3. Tenacity
The courageous young newpaper editor displayed conspicuous testicularity by taking on all of the well-connected mobsters leaders and exposing their corrupt control over the Police Chief.
Testicularity by J. D. Obenberger August 23, 2008
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Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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